JAMIL NEW BIRTHDAY CARD!!!1!1!11

i just realized how little my replies to the comments of my "kalim-and-grim-moment-post" do in regards to supporting my love for kalim..

so here's an obligatory kalim post, bcz he deserves all the love ^^

Side Note:

IM SO SORRY MY PRECIOUS BOY I SWEAR I DONT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED I JUST DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE IN A MENTALLY SANE WAY 😭😭😭

op was right on the money with the first one, just a little tuft on the right

Hairstyle predictions for Aces luxe card.......

YALL.. I FEAR TWST ATE ‼️⁉️

I feel like with ever update I see on twst chapter 7, I get punched in the stomach consecutively like- 😭

WHOS THAT DIVA BRO CAUSE CATER LOOKS SO GOOD IN THAT CARD I ACTUALLY WANT TO CRY 😭🫶 HE LOOKS SO FINE?? THE CROWN AND THE GAVEL OMGGGG, HE'S HOUSEWARDEN BUT HE'S SERVING CUN- 💅💅✨✨✨ THE HIGH RES IS SO SCRUMPTIOUS OMLLL HE LOOKS SO GOOD

DEUCE LOOKING ALL MAJESTIC IN THAT SUNRISE?? Twst pulling a Vil-Scalding-Sands ahh move like- “if we put them in quietly NOBODY will notice” 😭 but being fr he actually looks SO GOOD while looking ready to throw some hands-

NEW CARD DROPS ‼️‼️🔥🔥

im gon cry PLEASE TELL ME im not the only one that thinks it looks like he’s wearing a mha uniform 😭😭 AND IT WOULD BE ON CHARACTER FOR HIM ANYWAYS

DUDE.. THIS HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE PRETTIEST CARDS TWST HAS EVER MADE BC THAT BACKGROUND?? THAT SUNRISE?? BRO ITS ACTUALLY SO EXQUISITE AND DEUCE IS EATING IT UP IN THE CARD TOO THAT LIGHTING IS SO 😍😍

OKAY MUSCLES⁉️‼️💪 dude I swear to god i will shit myself if they do him dirty in his sprite again BC HIS CLUBWEAR SPRITE WAS SO TRAGIC 😭🙏 And he looks BIGGER in this card too, although his delinquent side is coming out a lil he looking like he wanna beat someone up 💀

Edit: Ig this isn’t that bad, but either way, NOTHING will ever look as tragic as deuce’s skinny ahh arms in his clubwear sprite- 😭 The lighting is still hard carrying his muscles in the (sunset savanna) groovy tho-

TWST CAME AND DELIVERED FOR CHRISTMAS 😍😍

IMMA BE REAL WHEN I FIRST SAW MALLEUS I THOUGFT HE WAS CREWEL, BUT WHY DOES HE LOOK SO 💀💀 I DONT LIKE THE SWOOP BANGS HE LOOKS LIKE EMO JUSTIN BIEBER 😭

ALSO JAMIL HOODIE COMEBACK!! WE HAVENT SEEN HIM WITH HIS HOOD SINCE DORM SSR 🙌🙌 LITERALLY THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME

AND THE JACK SSR!! FINALLY ANOTHER LIMITED EVENT SSR SINCE PORTFEST BRO DESERVED IT 😭😭 AND HES ACTUALLY EATING DOWN IN THE CARD TOO-

no notes on floyd's outfit, he looks great albeit its so similar to jade's outfit which is kinda annoying-

Edit: Sprites!!

MALLEUS IM SO SORRY BUT YOUR BANGS LOOK SO BAD PLEASE STYLE THEM NORMALLY WHY IS YOUR HAIR SO FLAT 😭😭 BUT JACK ON THE OTHER HAND 😍😍 THE SLEEVELESS BLACK TURTLENECK IS SO AHHHHHHH

TWST?? WHO IS THIS?!!

oh honey.. 😭😭

someone call vil cause this is a fashion emergency 😭🚨‼️ WHY DID TWST PUT NO EFFORT INTO THIS BC I COULD LITERALLY RECREATE IT ON IBIS PAINT IN 30 SECONDS- AND HE DOESNT EVEN LOOK GOOD BRO IM ACTUALLY CRYING 💀💀 ITS PISS YELLOW

twst has actually been flopping with the dreams bc what is this?? why is he a gangster again, i thought he wouldnt want to be? i thought his dream would be his dad coming back so he wouldn't have to step up as the man of the family, or just him not having violent tendencies and being liked by everyone in his home town- 😭 between this, jade, and kind of leona, twst is not eating down rn.. (i haven't seen a translation for cater's yet so it BETTER be good or im gonna flip out-)

i will never get over this..

RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY RICKY WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKY

So.. about Jamil's dream..

(spoilers for chapter 7 scarabia stuff under the cut!!)

Everyone's been talking about how much it would hurt to be punched by Kalim with his bangles and jewelry on, but can we talk about the SOUND? like im just realizing that their fight during book 7 probably sounded an awful lot like this 💀:

"YOU A**HOLE, I HATE HOW TWO FACED YOU ARE!!"

*jingle jingle* 

"YOU JUST REALIZED IT NOW HUH, YOU INSENSITIVE B*STARD?!!"

*jingle jingle jingle*

"DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT YOU SARCASTIC IDIOT!!"

*the sound of jingling intensifying*

I get between the shouting and all, you wouldn't be able to hear it all that well, but I would be trying so hard not to laugh if I heard the the equivalent of "keys! keys!! *aggressive keychain shaking*" play out while i watched somebody deck their best friend in the face 😭

I JUST READ SOME JAMIL CHARACTER ANALYSIS AND FOUND OUT THAT JAMIL WAS EAVESDROPPING ON KALIM AND GRIM DURING THAT MOMENT IN BOOK 5-30..