THANK YOU BEYONCE FOR THE HALLOWEEN CARD GROOVIES

THE BOYS!!11!!1!1!!1 ‼️‼️‼️

BRO.. 💀

I REITERATE MY POINT DAWG 😭 MF'S LITERALLY THAT MEME THAT'S LIKE "my eyebags are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence" 💀💀

erm.. new birthday card..

I mean.. it's something?.. i lowkey thought he was wearing a supreme t-shirt at first so- 😭😭

ig we have another look of him without his glasses but also without makeup!! (still ugly- /J /J)

Edit: Groovied Version!!

he looks much better not wearing the jacket- but also MUSCLES DAMN??? (we all know trey’s the most built human character-)

I dissapear from tumblr for a few months and when I come back there’s MORE Jadevil enjoyers?

breathes in deeply

FUUUUU BC IM GROWING OUT OF TWST SO HARD WHY COULDNT THIS HAVE HAPPRNED BEFORE T T

i swear to god he looks like a vkei aesthetic lesbian 😭

THE BERET. THE MULTIPLE EARRINGS. THE DYED HAIR. THE EYESHADOW. THE LAYERED RINGS. THE CHOKER. THE FUR COAT WITH PATCHES. THE CORSET. THE PLAID HALF SKIRT. THE FISHNET. THE HALF STOCKING AND TIGHTS. THE MARY JANE WEDGE HEELS. you cannot tell me this man's one purpose in his dream is to serve CUN-

*slams my head against a desk*

EVERY TIME I THINK IVE ESCAPED IT, THE RABBIT HOLE OF KALIM'S REPRESSED TRAUMA DECIDES TO BITE ME IN THE ASS LIKE A SHIT ASS LITTLE SQUIRREL GODDAMI-

WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO HIM MY POOR BABY HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT HES BEEN THROUGH OR WHY HES KIND

actually yeah I’m a ticking time bomb that can’t be disarmed and my timer is at 61:23:59:59

.... IUASDJGSHJGADHJGAESDJHSD????

OHHHH MY GOD IM SO EXCITED WERE BACK WERE SO FUCKING BACK BRO FINALLY I WAITED SO LONG FOR A LIMITED EVENT JADE SSR THAT WAS ONE OF THOSE SMALL GROUP OF CHARACTERS EVENT AND FINALLY??? AND ITS CORAL SEA ANOTHER EVENT IE WANTED FOR SO LONG???? AM I ANGRY IT DOESNT SEEM TO BE UNDERWATER/MERMAID EVENT?? KINDA BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES BRO ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AJHSEBDDFHBABJAHDSFJBHADFS 😭😭😭😭😭

MY MAN MY MAN MY MANNNNN MY HUSBAND LOOKS SO DAMN GOOD IN HIS SUIT AND TURTLE NECK AND THE BROOCH?? IDK WHOS DAMN WEDDDING IT IS BUT IM HOPING ITS OURS BC 😭😭😭 AUGHHHHH I CANT DO THIIS ANYMORE HE LOOKS SO GOOD *cries ugly tears* RAGHHHHHHHHHH

PLEASE TWST PLEASE LET US HAVE A MERMAID CARD OR SEOMTHING PLEASE LET US SEE THE TWEELS PARENTS GOD IM BEGGING YOU AND PLEASEEEEE MAKE JADE THE MAIN CHARACTER. PUTTING CHARACTERS LIKE MALLEUS AND RIDDLE IN HERE BRO- HE NEEDS THIS HE NEEEEDS THIS HES WAITED SO DAMN LONG LET HIM HAVE HIS MOMENT AND HIS SPOTLIGHT

IM LEGTI SHAKING BRO HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND IM SO HYPE FOR THIS EVENT AND THE NEW CARD STYLE IS SO ETHEREAL ON HIM I SWEAR THEIR ART ONLY GETS BETTER AND BETTER BRO THE LIGHTING AND THE BACKGROUND ITNERACTION??? THE SHEER CURTAIN???? HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD PLEASEEEE

NEW CLUB CARD DROP!!1!1!! 🔥🔥

MALLEUS!!1!1! The running gag about his gargoyles hyperfixation finally gets to shine and it's so good, but also this outfit? IT EATS DOWN 🙌🙌

The leather looks really nice on him, my only despair is that the parasol color doesn't match the fit or the other way around.. actually, i'm not sure the royal purple matches the blue undertones in his hair-

The patchwork on his right arm is also confusing me but I'll have to see his sprite probably before I make my final opinion- Regardless, his hair SO GOOD IN THE LOW PONYTAIL!!! We haven't had any other hair switch ups for him besides his culinary crucible so seeing this is nice 😭

Edit: Groovy Version!!

He looks so good!! Rainy day Malleus!! Also I did just realize that he's wearing a rain coat because the practical usage of gargoyles is to channel water away like gutters-

i just realized how little my replies to the comments of my "kalim-and-grim-moment-post" do in regards to supporting my love for kalim..

so here's an obligatory kalim post, bcz he deserves all the love ^^

Side Note:

IM SO SORRY MY PRECIOUS BOY I SWEAR I DONT THINK THAT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED I JUST DONT TALK ABOUT THINGS I LIKE IN A MENTALLY SANE WAY 😭😭😭