Nah One Straw Is No Problem Bro. I'm The Strongest Camel Ever, I'm Carrying Like TEN THOUSAND Straw Right

more shit from my discord server  Arisu: do you think werewolves taste different?  Chishiya: yes  Arisu: wonderful news, brb bouta go write a nsfw fanfic  UsagI: what kind of????  Arisu: werewolves have a different diet as well as possibly a different blood flow and different tissue mass to transform and heal and shit so their meat must taste different yeah?  nsfw can mean gore! Chishiya: you know that's not what you meant Usagi: you literally went so far off the tracks the fucking police were on watch  Arisu: LISTEN I just think its interesting to disgust how different supernatural creatures would taste cuss it affects modern day culinary techniques and how it could change in a world building setting, is it so wrong to ponder? 

I'm a homosexual so clearly I must now gift the world with my really basic Arisu head cannons 

So Arisu did like really bad at school. like horrifically bad. yeah he was passing in maths but that was basically only cuss math just makes sense. Its part of why he hasn’t got a job- obviously getting great grades isnt the deciding factor for all jobs- but for him its almost to scary to face employer over employer who all deny him because of his grades. 

but this also doesn't mean he's not smart- we all know he's a fucking genius. This idea partly plays into the idea of academic smarts vs street smarts where Arisu is somewhere in between but its also not that. I personally project onto characters and whilst I’ve fallen in love with autistic Arisu here's my thing i guess idk.  basically dyslexic Arisu but his family constantly denied that he had it even though he struggled to read even at the age of 7 (he’d cheating reading time by reading the exact same book over and over again and memorising the words so that when he was forced to read it outload he could just recite the words off by heart). where the words would muddle together and he’d tell his parents they’d brush it off as needing glasses ( he doesn’t his eyesight is almost scarily sharp). when he’d come home from school a smile on his face because the teacher gave him a tool that would colour the lines he was reading and highlight the exact line he was looking at his dad only took it off him and threw it in the bin because “you don't need bits of plastic to be smart just work harder”. 

whilst the rest of his class could read easily Arisu would be sat in the back trying to read what the board says because words are already insanely hard because the letters dance but adding the teachers messy hand writing? impossible. eventually he just gives up on the lessons because it feels like everyone else has given up on him. so instead he sneaks in Nintendo DSs or his phone and plays games for the entire lesson- and the teachers don't realise because its not like hes doing any less work than before. 

and so exams came around and he struggled to read the paper and by the time he understood the questions that he could answer the clock was almost out of time. he failed them all. but he wasn't dumb the adults just didn't care to think. 

my friend got mad that I've posted so many of our ‘biblical quotes’ so uhhh here’s something else  aib au where blah blah ya heard it before BUT THERES A DIFFRENCE (shocker).  Chishiya is British. Duel citizenship and all that ya know? grew up there as a kid then moved with his parents blah blah that's boring here's why I really sad this:  Imagine  Chishiya  shouting at Niragi for something and he just starts saying shit like wanker. also yes I know a lot of phrases and insults don't translate over however for the sake of my funny idea believe it does :)  Just  Chishiya shouting “RIGHT NOW, HERES THE THING YOU TWAT THIS AINT SOMETING WE CAN  GO ALL WILLY NILLY ON, WHAT ARE YOU? SOME TOSSING WANKER WHOS TO BLOODY BUSY TRYNA SHAG YA OWN REFLECTION TO SEE THE FLIPPING CRISES INFRONT OF YER? JESUS SON OF MARY WHAT IS WITH YOUR FUCK-FACES”. and scene.  

holden thought bill would be pleased when he said "eight ripe cunts" during the richard speck interview

what with the live action almost being out, people have been talking about how great its gonna be because we can now truly see the characters as their ages and...huh? I don't mean to be rude but one the actors are gonna age both on screen and off, eventually if they did all 3 seasons the kids won't look like their ages. Additionally half the actors arn't even the characters ages so I don't quite understand that argument. I'd also like to add that, at least for me, I never misunderstood what age the characters were in the animated show. I understood Aaang was a young child, that katara was somewhere in the middle, and Sokka was the eldest of the group before Zuko came. It might not be EXACT ages but I understood simply what age they could be. They also look like kids compared to all the adults in the series. So when people say that we finally see them as children I just don't understand that at all. Maybe I'm dumb and misunderstanding the comments.

Chishiya flirting: ya know from all the games you’ve won your brain must be extra wrinkly. Wink

Arisu:…. Thank you. Your brain would also be wrinkly and most likely a fantastic display in a jar

Kuina: this bitch is never gonna get laid Jesus fuck

Usagi: hang on I think Arisu is actually catching on that it’s flirting holy shit

Arisu: even at the age of near 19 I still find nothing more I’d enjoy than a crisp glass of apple juice. Well other than college tuition. I guess that’d be great

Usagi: you didn't even go to college? 

Arisu: I feel the debt in spirit 

chishiya: And I feel it for real now shh 

The beach definitely has a anthem but idk what it would be but like hatter wouldn’t just not pick one

All I'm saying is that hatter has the exact same energy as a brown circus bear who's learnt ballet and is forced to wear a pink tutu and Aguni has the energy of a tired showman who loves the bear but doesn't know how to release it from is cruel life in anyway other than death

it gets even funnier when you think about the fact he'd be searching for himself. like. I can't even. Both physically and metaphorically ya know. It's so on the nose it hurts.

Thinking about one post here that I read a few years back, where, instead of Aang surviving the air nomad genocide, he dies with them, and the Avatar is reincarnated along the cycle, and by the time of the show, the Avatar is now in the Fire Nation, and it's. Zuko. And I cannot stop thinking about how funny this is as a concept. The same guy who yelled at the sky to strike lightning at him. That's the Avatar now.