Holy Yapping Of The Yappingtons.

Pls I can't live without time twins content- where's the fica KDIXKWJIGIDJS (take your time writings a bitch)

Dw pookie your request is in my drafts with a little hcs in it I want it to make it longer so you won't be unsatisfied with the results (I'M TRYING and dying— 🙏) 😭

(I'll do a short one.)

✦ Krux sighs in relief for ONCE that his brother is dating a human being than whatever nonsense he found attracted of 🙏

✦ Not that Acronix would mind, he's an absolute cheeky mf that would try to flirt with you 24/7 and bro would do it again (this is the ♾️th TIME.) His flirting is terrible as hell but luckily you are tolerant of this behavior (shows that he's comfortable with you.)

✦ Would match pfp's with you, are you lonely that you wanna match on social media? Bro would agree (Can someone please match with me tho— *gets dragged in a guillotine execution*) and would stalk your profile for "interesting" information but in truth he tries to get you know more of what you liked or your preferences.

✦ Would use brain rot humor on you, you CANNOT ESCAPE IT. "You're so sigma" "Babygirl" "Pookie" "My Skibidi Rizzler" SHUT UPPPPP. But you love it anyway.

✦ His love language is physical affection bro would be holding your hand all the time, gives you cheek kisses and WILL dip you to piss krux off— he loves hugging you from behind when you are just feeling vulnerable or just straight up jump on your back for a surprise taunt and would not let go, Not comfortable with touching? He'll hold your hand, always.

✦ Depressed? No problem when he's here. He'd hugged you tight but not enough that you'd suffocate— Would cuddle the heck out of you until you feel better, you don't feel better at all? Bro would do ANYTHING you want if you want something to do, Sleep? Y'all would just be snuggling on the bed/couch with him playing games while being attentive to you at the same time if you need something, you cried? He'd be the big spoon the whole night.

✦ Protective, PROTECTIVE ASF. He'll scare them away or just straight up start chasing him with a timeblade for messing with his lover (They did not survived) and acts chill once you guys got home.

✦ You know how attractive he is with the mask on? No? Nobody gets the gist? Okay. Make sure to pull it down and kiss him with the mask on and he'll be shocked and slowly would kiss you back and if you kept going,,,, people would wonder why is time suddenly going forward TOO FAST— I'll stop.

✦ He's the definition of a golden retriever and a ram, impulsive and silly. And if you are either nonchalant nor just tired of life, then you guys would be a golden retriever x black cat typa dynamic.

✦ Insecure? No honey he'd love any part of you at all. Scars? He'll trace it if you let him, anything else about your appearance? Bro wouldn't mind if you had a different body type because he knows that it's a flaw of yours, but he sees it as unique and would be down bad for you, what about your height? He'll tease you but if it really hits then he'd stop.

✦ Would be either to have you show him all recent technology, he'd be eager to discover new things. If you gave him a gaming phone/tablet (which you earned it) on his birthday, suddenly that's his favorite phone all the time. (Krux trying not to tweak because it's like you're corrupting him with these new discoveries but that's cringe he'd just roll his eyes instead, JUST NOT IN FRONT OF HIM.)

✦ Yapping, Lots of Yapping. He Yaps, You Yap Back, but if you're more of a listener then congratulations you've assigned yourself a deal for the next 40 years (what?) You two would listen to each other back and fourth and the more it happens the more he's happy that someone listens to him—

✦ Communicating boundaries is a must. Sometimes he either gets too overbearing or too arrogant, so make sure to just say no at this point and he'd back off if he's being too much. You're his anchor that can keep his impulsiveness in check.

✦ A little bit on the sides of acts of service when he's feeling in a good mood, he'd do stuff for you like for example he'd carry stuff that's too heavy— even if it's just a small as a hand bag (Simp-) and of course, protecting you is his biggest thing, (He'd probably do the way when he's in front of maya when he's fighting against Ray in the flashbacks) you want extra? He's already behind the person, and proceeds to commit Time Punch on them— Yes.

✦ he's stronk. Get me? He'd have no shame carrying you bridal style. He'd be happy that you rely on him when it's comes to being physical. Doesn't matter if you can handle yourself, he had an instinct driven by feeling proud that he helped you in some way.

✦ Although yes, he may have a thing for feisty type but it's actually kind of different, He isn't the type to lead relationships like it's always him all the time. You both are equals, unlike those who are loud nor too extreme, something in him draws him to you as you are more like a calm in the storm that blocks every noises outside, and the way he realized, people like you don't come around often. And that is very rare. So stay with him now 🙏

✦ Being in a relationship with him had some quirks and ups and downs, his brother Krux, who does not exactly prove of you that early because he's not used to his brother giving attention to someone else considering that they are both on the same side of camaraderie. But if you prove your worth that you are capable for acronix and you can handle him well, he'll have a quiet respect. Although just a little melancholic because it's like he's watching his little brother growing up, now he's basically your older brother in law if you married acronix—

✦ Ohh don't get me started, there's a lot more. You'd Accidentally meet the Vermillion anyway. Fate would make it happen anyways (￢‿￢ ). You'd meet the trio of their general, machia, blunk, raggmunk, Machia doesn't react but she respects that you'd manage to tame that simping fool who is down bad for her before and now simped on you instead, Blunk on the other hand, wouldn't react much but he's intrigued because you looked new and he's like "Is this our boss's new spouse/husband?" He gets wacked in the head by Machia, Raggmunk doesn't care. And thinks it's funny cuz bro their boss is supposed to be intimidating but one got in a relationship? He'd snicker quietly. (Although tbh you won't have much of an important role BUT if YOU DATED KRUX IN THE OTHER HAND—jk. Y'all should ask for it lol.)

✦ Acronix would be pulling you away from them cuz first he does NOT want any ridiculous things happening to you that'll get you in harm soooo he keeps you away from their base and spends time outside with you instead. (He don't wanna make krux mad as well—)

✦ Aside from those, Acronix isn't exactly used to being vulnerable to another but he'll tell you one day. And it'll definitely take time for him tell his vulnerabilities and what had happened to him from the time vortex, if you managed to break you'll be the only one and his brother could know about it, and those moments are special. (Better treat him right.)

✦ Trust me, he'll stay. He won't let you carry the burden alone. He loves you, he may not express it obviously but in quiet moments when you are vulnerable, those moments when you feel like you don't wanna be in the world anymore, you can't take it, you don't feel good enough—he'd hold you back from it and he's not losing you this early. Be the reason why he's happy to wake up and seeing you beside him, be the reason why he's always looking at you like he's the most luckiest guy ever in the world, be the reason why he is thinking about you when he's away and is excited to go back to you, and if that's all gone? It will all feel very empty without you.

✦ Be patient with him, You and him are both lucky to have each other. Being there together, and it'll be worth it in the end.

✦ Him as a boyfriend is wholesome and weirdly adorable, You'll definitely play an important role if the time twins legacy would continue further. (Master Wu wouldn't be very happy about that—)

✦ 9/10. Thanks you for reading ^^

Bonus: Krux version? Well it depends if someone asked for that. 🥰

©lefalpacavoid 2025.

Not secaserily an ask but they made a big iron doom!!!

https://youtu.be/ohJaHy2oAiw?si=b1aTTK3UKOyLx0tY

If you don't trust links that's fair maby search 'making a collectors edition iron doom' or sm?? BUT YIPPEEEEEE thought you'd apriciate it if you haven't seen it

Dw pookie I've loved this vid because I knew it before I even bought the iron doom set 😭🫶 watched it so many times cuz I love it 😔

Here's the vid if anybody wants to watch it <3:

I haven't realised how acronix deprived the world is till now. Please sir, can I have some more? (I'd totally be besties with krux just sayin)

Here you go pookie ^^

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#Character: Lego Hades (from fortnite.)

#Added info: Who is he? In canon, Hades is a obtainable legendary skin, a battle pass in Fortnite: Battle Royale. He's also a boss in the canon storyline. however in this version, He's a Lego character/skin.

#TAGS: Fluff, Non-canon character, Short headcanons, Can be read as romantic or platonic. {3.9k words.}

— Requested By: (@bruh37legolover)

#A/n: I can't find any info of who he really is in Lego form so I tried to put his canon personality based on the Wiki of his original form.

— You don't even know how your relationship began, Well I don't know either. But best believe that he wouldn't let go of you anytime soon.

— At the start he's very curious of you, he'd unintentionally follow you and you'd be occasionally spooked by him and in return, he'd awkwardly apologize by using sign language, he can't speak. But his gestures said it all that he's just genuinely trying to know you better.

— You noticed that he is giving signs that he's curious about you, walking out? Expect him to follow you like a puppy, and also curious about the stuff your paying attention to stuff. (For example, like your cellphone.) Since he's been in the underworld for long and he do be trying to learn what you like.

— His attempt of courtship is somehow gift giving, he'd get you stuff like dead flowers he picked on a garden that he wandered around. (Definitely not your neighbors flowers-) he can surprisingly clean around the house. (You'd see him accidentally falling off a ladder when he tried to clean a tall shelves.) And insisting to take carry of your stuff if you can't handle them because they are heavy. He had a knack of giving you written letters since he's mute, he wanted to express his words but can't, So he writes them.

— Whenever you watched a movie, he always seemed eager to watch with you, his favorite is horror movies, like his style, he stragely loves it when it was shown in the TV. there are some moments where he's either calm, or in glee when a thrilling scene comes up, But doesn't react when it's a cheap jumpscare. Sometimes he accidentally fell asleep against you, Silly him, just let him, he's surprisingly warm to lean on.

— If you also tried to attempt courtship, Give him a gourmet meal steak. He loves that and had a natural appetite for human food, give him that and he'd be happy for the rest of the day.

— Whether you return his affection or want to stay as friends, Here's the possibilities.

— Romantic Headcanons:

— His type of confession is somehow shyly giving you a letter and proceeds to run away from you and doesn't show up for hours, possible for days of you don't find him, but when you did he's actually hiding on something like a shed or some abandoned closet, he'd be shy on admitting it but when you did say you returned his feelings, best believe that he's very happy for the rest of day and the next morning.

— When it comes to being a relationship, He is shy at first because at first he isn't sure that you returned his feelings, because, you are a human. He's the lord of the underworld, can a human a different being be together? He tried not to think about that, But he can reciprocate if you reassure him and communicating with him is very important.

— Your relationship will take time, Because of course he is somehow unusually careful. He would not tell you that he's actually protecting you from his rivals, knowing his reputation, he hides you from his enemies because he's clever enough to know that they can have an advantage of turning you against him and he can't exactly keep you in his domain, So he kept you safe and this would be his little secret. (Even if you did you wouldn't mind at all.)

— When he becomes in love, he is clingy towards you he's like a cat who follows you everywhere, One time he'd clung to your leg when your trying to buy groceries and oh he's not letting go and did that until you gave in. He loves your attention a lot, He wanted your love, not too overbearing or suffocating, Him being with you anywhere is enough for him, oh don't get me started at the fact that he'd be devotedly loyal to you—

— His Affection: He loves physical touch, and he loves holding hands with you. He's okay with cuddling, he had the habit of purring when you stroke his horns, patting them gently or just holding him close in general, His love language is acts of service. He'd always be happy to help you whenever you need.

— His Expression Of Love: While he could not speak he'd always write letters on a paper and quietly slide them to you hoping you'd notice it, but when you do, he'd do a side eye before quickly looking away when you passed it back. But the moment you looked away, he's already writing that paper like he had an assignment on a deadline that must be finished quick.

— If you are sad or upset: He doesn't exactly know how to comfort, because he never understood mortal emotions but he tried his best by fluffing up your bed so you can sleep better, he'd share his razzberries with you, he never shared anyone with his razzberries so he did for you if it makes you less upset, or bring your favorite snacks but if that doesn't work, He can be your shoulder to cry on, he'd hold you close without saying anything, he will be your pillar of support. Never pulling away unless you pull first, He'd gently nuzzle your head while he holds you with quiet affection. Even if you are still struggling in days he'd never leave you alone, he'd always be with you to pull you back up, You can tell your troubles to him even if it's personal, he might not react but he understood them well, He will never shame them. He loves you. And he wanted to make you feel better. (Bonus part: He'd bring Cerberus [who is disguised as a pup] to comfort you.)

— When it comes to protecting you: He may not react that much if it doesn't bother you but if it did, Let's just say they suddenly went on a vacation and start a new life there. He can be quite protective and he'd definitely had the vibe of being a protective dog (he'd growl and bark and chase after them on all fours. ) Or pull you away from the situation and lead you to the park to get your mind off of it, and you guys would eat ice cream together as well.

— When he is jealous: Jealous??? Him??? Oh poor you, He'd try to act calm as possible. But inside he'd want your attention asap and would try to intimidate to those who are talking to you especially if it's a stranger by being beside you at all times. He's not the one to be overly jealous but he becomes sweet after in private where he'd quietly lean onto you which it shows his trust and he's with you the whole day.

— Platonic Headcanons:

— He's that type of a friend that doesn't have any problems on following you around like he got the time all day. You'd sometimes find him lounging around waiting for you to be finished with whatever stuff you are doing on.

— It usually was the same but with little surprises and there he can actually be quite endearing one where some doesn't see much. At gloomy days he seemed to just slide beside you with a respect of space, as always. Give him a cherry pie and he will be your best friend for eternity.

— Your the only exception who gets to touch his horns, If you scratch the back of his head, he'd keep on purring until you stop and gives you an offended look of 'Why did you stop?' type of expression.

— If this goes further, he'd occasionally bring Cerberus [Again, who's disguised as a pup] he'd communicate it to behave and oh it knows exactly how to behave without being chaotic, whenever it's on your house it just stares at you whenever you aren't looking and when you look back it'll act like a puppy by wagging it's tail and wander around to leave you alone.

— Your dynamic is 'My friend who's the lord of the underworld wouldn't stop following me around so I just took him in.' And his is 'I have a friend, and they are one of the most adorable mortal I've laid my presence on :3333' a mortal who's composed and had a brain to actually think and a being who's an adorable little menace.

— if you we're to be both get teleported in a crossover or something, Expect of him to be the one who you should keep in check in case if you don't want to separated, you both probably had the vibe of a background character of you who's trying to stay sane and him trying to hold on you so you wouldn't collapse, going home is definitely a good option. And oh he enjoy the ride while you don't want to go back there ever again.

— Overall 9.9/10, He's a pretty good friend or a boyfriend to have, he can be cute if he wants to. *Ahem* a green flag. But he can be quite fun to be around.

©leftalpacavoid 2024.

🎭 His Dear Witch ~ 🎭

It's unknown why do you even exist. The SCP Foundation doesn't know what to do with you. You're a confusing paradox that they do not understand and most frustratingly—uncontainable in a conventional sense.

#TAGS: Nothing Time Twins related, SCP Fandom is slowly drawing me back, It includes SCP! Reader, The Herta! Reader, Honkai Star Rail x SCP Crossover, Potentially OOC, Reader x Canon, Witch Reader, Short Writing, The Herta! Reader x SCP Character, More stuff like this would be included if interested, SCP FANS ARISE. 🔥🔥🔥

— TW?: Possesive Themes, Be Warned, 035 Being 035 As Usual, Potential Yandere Themes, He Calls You His 'Wife'.

A/N: After hitting maxed pity on Herta's banner along with her LC, I decided to make an interesting crossover because I thought it would be interesting to see how this goes for The Herta! Reader Insert. (Huge bonus that I'm blessed with good stats while I'm building her. 🙏)

You’re the definition of an enigma. A literal spacefaring, unknown anomaly wrapped up in an elegantly appearance, self-aware, and untouchable persona. The Foundation doesn’t know what to do with you, and SCP-035? He’s utterly entranced.

And Who Exactly Are You in the SCP Foundation?

You are Anomaly [REDACTED], a Level 6: CTS entity classified under Euclid. They don’t fully understand what you are—just that you exist, that you have an unsettling level of influence, and that you are playing the longest of long games.

You don’t act out. You don’t cause destruction. You don’t try to escape. Instead, you watch. You let them wonder why you haven’t done anything drastic, knowing full well that the moment you choose to tip the scales, everything changes.

They don’t imprison you because they can’t. They simply keep you in containment because you allow them to.

And then there’s SCP-035.

SCP-035 has never met someone like you before.

He’s charming, cunning, and manipulative—but none of it works on you. Not because you’re immune to him, but because you let him think he’s in control before flipping the script entirely.

You’re his perfect counterpart. The ultimate tease, the unattainable yet tangible anomaly that keeps him guessing.

At first, he tries to toy with you, flirt with you, unnerve you. And then, he realizes.

Oh.

You’re not like the others.

You understand him. You see through every little act, every trick, every calculated play. But instead of rejecting him or trying to outmaneuver him, you do something infinitely worse.

You indulge him.

You let him speak his flowery words, you humor his charm—but it’s clear who the real player is in this game. He’s used to being in control, but you? You make it so easy for him to fall under your spell instead.

And it drives him insane.

The Foundation is uneasy. Not because you’re violent, but because they cannot predict what you’re doing.

Why do you allow SCP-035 to get so close?

Why does SCP-035, a master manipulator, seem to worship you?

What is your endgame?

They want to separate you two, but the problem? 035 actually behaves when you’re around.

If anything, he’s less volatile, less inclined to escape, more… cooperative. But only because he knows that if he behaves, he gets you.

035: (mocking, but with an underlying threat) “Oh? You want to take my darling away? My wife?” (chuckles darkly) “Now, now, let’s not be hasty. You wouldn’t want to see me upset, would you?”

The researchers watching? Having war flashbacks.

The Real Question is...Why You Haven’t Given Him a Permanent Host (Yet)?

Because you’re playing the long game.

You could give him a permanent body. A perfect, indestructible vessel crafted specifically for him. A host that would never rot, never decay, never fail him.

And he knows you can.

That’s why he adores you. That’s why he’s obsessed.

But you? You wait.

You let him yearn. Let him crave it. Let him wonder if today is the day you’ll finally grant him that final gift.

035: (grinning, tilting his host’s head at you) “Tell me, dearest… when will you finally stop teasing me?”

You: (smirking, brushing a hand over his mask, whispering) “Would you love me the same if I gave you everything at once?”

035: … (soft chuckle) “Ah. I see. You do know me too well, don’t you?”

And the Foundation? Losing their minds. Because whatever the hell this is? It’s not normal.

They don’t know if it’s love, obsession, or something far worse.

But they do know one thing:

SCP-035 is yours.

Thinking about a crossover of HSR x TFP. But in this version you are Acheron! Reader, I've been thinking about this ship with TFP Starscream, who, unfortunately, Functions as your memory bank in directions.

And he doesn't appreciate it, not at the moment but he got used to it because bro couldn't resist your composed rizz.

And oh, Do you have the same abilities as Acheron? Well good luck to him cuz you're basically his blade. (Ironic.) So basically an o.p emanator + a memory bank = Adorable Duo But One Is Deadly And The Other Screams.

Basically this isn't entirely an power imbalance in your relationship, but you're literally o.p, still human size but that doesn't defy your capabilities to fight. And oh absolutely you'll protect him, Always.

The way he treats you is similar to him being tsundere. It's like he is in denial of his feelings for you and the way you seem forgetful. But no he's wrong.

He may not admit it but he adores getting depended on because it validates his usefulness to you. And somehow he's conflicted with his feelings, he shouldn't fall for a human. Not this way. (Although are you really human?) That question is for him to guess.

Now, if we really dive into the world building, You'd definitely be both of a threat in TFP existence. Especially if you want to stick it that way then you are basically his protector at this point.

Not that like it's already you taking his whole space of standing up for himself, But you can literally chopped a vehicon twice as your size with your blade.

Wanna go deep? Aight. You're basically unbeatable lmao your too o.p to exist 😭 When you shouldn't exist at all. Primus would be side-eyeing you up and down like you just spawn to exist.

As for your relationship with Starscream, it'll definitely be a slow burn imo.

And that's how Starscream realized how he actually mattered to you. The way you don't even walked away from him. Never turning your back to walk away, and yet you stayed. Just imagine something where he's expecting you to forgot who he is again but.

You remember his name.

But you aren't sure.

But looking at him, you feel drawn to him that no other has. It feels..comforting, to say the least.

Like home.

If we want to input maxed angst, maybe you became his conjux endura before you lost your memories. And the way this strange bot recognized you but somehow conflicted that you don't even remember him.

So he tries every day yet again, but the next day is always a different moment for you and you don't understand why he kept coming back to you, but he always will. And if he didn't come back? You will find him.

Bonus:

Starscream's honest reaction whenever you forgor him again the next time you met:

Everyone... I kinda wanna do multifandom stuff,, I want to try sumthin if you don't mind <333

Shout-out to these two for giving me a purpose to keep going, without them, I would have left this world. 🥲