Im Still Waiting For Lolirock To Get Popular With The Gays So We Can Have That Good Gay Content

Listen, I didn’t want to have to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder.

I commissioned @all-things-geekie to combine my two favorite fictional characters of all time into one and I will never stop screaming over how beautiful the result is

all my followers are in a parasocial relationship with me, and by parasocial i mean they really want to beat me up

Villain Deku, meeting Bakugou on the battlefield for the first time: Hi Kacchan!

Bakugou: DEKU!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!? YOU THINK YOU CAN HURT ME? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO STUPID QUIRKLESS DEKU? SHOOT ME?

[30 minutes later, at the hospital]

Aizawa, to Bakugou as his gunshot wounds are getting treated: [very exhausted sigh] I’m really not sure what you were expecting to happen there.

So heres my theory about Tubbos house being some form of haunted, just based off of my knowledge of Tubbo and Ranboo and not my knowledge of horror

Tubbo watched a bunch of local 58 videos, then didnt sleep that night. Thats when his weird creepy nightmares started, where sometimes they would still feel real or carry on after he woke up.

Then Ranboo got to the UK, after a month, Tubbo said he stopped having those creepy dreams, but then Ranboo said he had a dream where he realistically felt like he got stabbed, and died.

Ranboo got kind of sick, then spotted "something" outside near the tree, soon after Tubbo had been out there on the swing, he could see it through the window but when he grabbed his phone and went out to take a picture of it, it was gone. Alot of people said he Let it in.

That same night Ranboo kept Tubbo awake when he was yelling and banging on the wall in his sleep, he also said creepy cryptic things such as "Welcome Boys and Girls" and "it feels like theres a thousand gloves"

For the next few days Ranboo got more and more sick, getting red spots on his arm, describing it as a "zombie arm" before he got better.

Now its awfully quiet

Writing Motivations

Spite

Inspiration

Hungry for Validation

Make readers go “Wow!”

Make readers go “Oh!”

Make readers go :’((

Horny

Dragons

Whom else is going to write this if not me??

They Gave Me a Keyboard and Cannot Take it Away Now

I Invented Several Languages and Must Use Them Somewhere

These characters are REAL and have things to do

I Like to Suffer

I like to be gay and unhinged but in a productive way

I care about my OCs and so must you now

I have issues I need to project on SOMETHING

Love is not fake and here is why, an entire book

Words Pretty

A benchtrio fnaf security breach au I drew back in december :D

Pov you want to have an illegal sleepover in a mall what could go wrong

me: my favorite ship is probably todobaku or maybe dabihawks-

shinkamideku: *kicks down door* whats up bitches

PSA: dont use l33t speak in AO3 tags

[image ID: an AO3 tag that reads ‘implied suicidal thoughts’ but with exclamation marks in place of the letters i]

if you do this, congrats, you’ve totally defeated the purpose of the tagging system!

AO3 is not tiktok. it is not run by a mega-corporation that sanitizes content for advertisability and shadowbans or deletes content. it’s an ARCHIVE. 

by doing this, it means people won’t be able to exclude or include your tags. and if they use a text-to-speech reader, you’ve made it ten times harder to understand. 

this goes for tumblr too!! if you put “su!c!de tw” anybody who has “suicide tw” blacklisted will still see your post. it’s not a warning if the words aren’t able to be read or recognized by the systems.

no hate if you’ve been doing this! just fix your tags and don’t do it in the future.

Shiggy again 🤤

There's a post I saw a while ago about where fantasy races get their children. It was like, dwarfs carve their children out of stone, goblins steal their children, elves find random animals and teach them until they reach elven intelligence... And I think that's how children work on the dream smp. You could do it the old fashioned way, or you can teach a fox how to talk until it's at human intelligence, you can cast a baby out of gold and wait for it to start moving on its own or you can terraform a mountain and call it a baby until it walks away, you can find any random mob, object, or land form and just, it's your baby now, it'll start walking and talking soon.

oh my god everybody shut the fuck up and unfollow me, i want to be alone with this person and discuss worldbuilding with them