Please Help Me Afford Life-saving Insulin And Other Meds!

If anyone ever acts like the royal family has no power over this country, here's your reminder they very much do as people aren't even allowed to say what they think on the monarchy without being arrested right now by police.

october 31th international holiday for: bisexuals, goths, middle childs, ig baddies, metalheads, people who started shit during debates on sociology class, crazy scientists, entps, people who read books they hate so they can criticize it properly, people with adhd, and last but not least, necromancers.

Back in high school, I made a quick and dirty DnD-based ttrpg about magical girls that I prepped as a one-shot for my school's DnD club. I showed up on a day when only boys were there and said "Idk what to tell you, I'm running a magical girl game today, and I'm the only DM here," and all five of them played. They were so into it. I had them chanting to activate their powers. Do you know how powerful that makes me feel

I hate being the therapist friend so so so much.

I’ve been playing Stardew Valley again (surprise surprise) and last night I was smacked in the head by an absolute two-by-four of an idea that I cannot shake and so I must inflict it upon all of you. 

The Farmer is Very Obviously a Magical Creature, yet somehow doesn’t seem to know that about herself.

Sebastian, who reads way too much Solarion Chronicles and is up at all kinds of ungodly hours during which Magical Shenanigans often take place, immediately pegs her as Magical. Everyone else will readily admit that the Farmer is a “rather strange girl,” but Sebastian’s the only one who thinks there’s more to it than that.

“I’m telling you Sam, I saw it. It was one in the morning and she was standing on the beach in the full moon and she was glowing.”

“You mean like…she was really pretty?”

“Ye–NO! I mean she was literally glowing!”

 He spends several months frantically trying to acquire tangible evidence that the Farmer isn’t fully human, but every attempt fails, and also has the unwanted side-effect of making him fall for her even more. Meanwhile, the Farmer has no idea any of this is going on, and is a little perplexed by some of the weird questions Seb keeps asking her, because as far as she knows, everyone talks to forest spirits and dances on nights of the harvest moon and sometimes glows in the dark when no one else is around.

Eventually Seb gives up on trying to out her as a half-Fae and just appreciates his new girlfriend’s Magic-ness as a side of her that, for some reason, only he is allowed to see. 

I… I. ;w; wow he really is a dad huh. “I’ve always wanted a daughter :(” ok you sweet old man. this comic is from the 70s JLA so like. dont worry buddy you’ll get a daughter in the 90s 

Big problem with online trans discourse is that a lot of people - including other trans people - 100% believe that trans people are the gender we say we are, and that transitioning is not Just A Weird Sex Fetish Thing, in the abstract. Theoretically. But once confronted with actual trans people that dissolves away pretty quickly.

A lot of people out there who try to be trans-positive will gladly believe any accusation of sexual misconduct against a trans person - ESPECIALLY trans women because of the whole "deception" stereotype. "No, no, it's not because they're trans, I just like to Believe Victims," someone will say, despite the fact that any evidence is...flimsy at best - they liked a children's cartoon, they like erotic horror, they like a Bad Ship, they refused to dogpile someone for liking a Bad Ship, they made a joke about their genitals in a strictly adult space, they flirted with someone once (and stopped when it wasn't reciprocated but let's just ignore that clearly they still WANT to and THINKING is the SAME as HARASSING) - oh, they're obviously a predator, and saying that accusation is transphobic is trivializing transphobia!

A lot of people out there who try to be trans-positive will tell transmascs that they're "dominating the conversation" if they're doing ~10-25% of the speaking - which is...even less forgiving than where cishet men will usually see women as dominating the conversation (25-30%). Transmasc exclusionism hinges on this concept. We need to sit down and be quiet like good little girls responsible people aware of the dangers of male privilege because perfectly stealth trans men make 90% of what their cis male counterparts make rather than 80% so clearly there's no difference between us at all! We need to make ourselves small and ~remember it's okay to be feminine~.

It's, uh, how can I put this? Bad.

I call maid of honor

I'm so obsessed with middle aged actors like please leave ur wife and marry the sad girl with the fucking tumblr blog that sits in her room all day

You’re starting to read my taste a lil too much, not sure wether I should be worried you already know me so well even tho we’ve only been friends for about a year (?) or be happy you already know me so well even tho we’ve only been friends for about a year

either way, slay

Girl I told you, soulmates duh

My C!MCYT headcannons pt. 2

Heyyyy I remembered I actually can post shit on Tumblr and I promised a part 2 so here it is please enjoy! Please note this is all my own opinion and that I apologize if you dislike them, I may change certain aspects of already created lore and some parts of Minecraft as a whole to fit my ideals better.

TWs: cursing, death, mentioned witchcraft (????), death, “accounting” (Wil said Sally was an accountant and we all know what that truly means), possession, abandonment, trauma (ig?)

- witchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponkwitchdoctorponk- Ponk is a doctor in the SMP (I can’t remember if this is cannon or nah but it is in this reality) when someone gets hurt on the SMP they usually go to him, but because most medicines and such in Minecraft are y’know potions he knows his way around them and as a joke people call Ponk a witch-doctor.  He’ll give people all kinds of neat potions and such to help them recover faster or ease pain, and since to make the complicated potions needed for his lien of work he ends up falling into the hole of witchcraft.

- Charlie knows more than he lets on, he’s been around for thousands of years- and is the same age if not older than Philza (who I hc to be almost 33,000+ years old).  He’s definitely seen some shit, he just may not want to reveal or accept what he’s seen, because of this he puts on the mask of knowing little about the world to shield not only himself but also those he cares about from the horrors he’s seen through the years.

- I am in support of Demon Sapnap, he’s like a hybrid of whatever tf Bad is and to me it just makes more sense that a demon would adopt another demon.

- “if Bad adopted Sapnap would he count as a dilf?” “Ace shut your mouth.”

- (After being reminded of Puffy’s boundaries, I am changing this to only speak of my dad!Schlatt and son!Tubbo theory) Tubbo is Schlatt’s son, or at the very least we think he is, for my headcannons I’m just saying they are.  Tubbo’s mom I’d assume was either human or some other horned hybrid (probably another sheep hybrid) but due to Schlatt’s alcohol problems and bad attitude she probably left him not long after Tubbo was born which lead to Schlatt being unable to take care of him and his addictions getting worse yadda yadda. AND NO HE WAS NOT ADOPTED BY PHIL.

- while we’re still on the topic of Puffy- they use to be a pirate captain, but settled down after a while then later adopted Foolish.  But Foolish was not the cause of her leave, but rather she needed a break for the dangerous pirate life which lead her to the SMP.  She stayed for a while but by the time she was finally ready her crew had already left her behind because she had taken too long.  She eventually forgot about her days as a pirate until many years later when she found the ship again.

- Tubbo and Ranboo have confirmed that their C!characters are indeed in a romantic relationship but I’m not ready to accept that Tubbo fell in love with the enderman he was suppose to steal money from. (He can do better smh ✋🙄)

- Ranboo teleports in his sleep which is the only way Tubbo is actually able to go to sleep because it means that there is no longer a monster nearby since they keep Micheal in a separate house (if I’m remembering lore correctly that is).

- purpled is an alien, what kind of alien we don’t know.

- Sally wasn’t an accountant that deals with letters and numbers, she was an “Accountant”.  She ran away with Wilbur to live happily with their child, but then cause Salmon don’t lie very long she died of natural causes.  Wilbur was thrown in a deep, deep, depression which somehow lead him down the path of making a drug van.

- If Velvet (antforst’s significant other) joined the SMP there are two things that may happen. 1.  He’d be able to undo whatever the egg did to Ant.  The whole true love conquers all trope but in a different way, it’s still true love but instead it’s giving Ant the motivation he needs to fight back against the egg and possibly helping save everyone else. 2.  He’d join the egg in order to be with Ant just as Bad did for Skeppy, history repeating itself almost.  Though I think it’d be 1 instead there is still this possibility, the Egg lures people in through empty promises of giving them their greatest desires, and Velvet’s greatest desire would most likely to be with Ant.  This lead to Velvet’s possession, yada yada, bam! More food for the fan artists.

- Dream is homeless but also not, like he has a house but it’s not his and he’s rarely there.  So someone on the SMP (idk who, probably Foolish) had built him a house as a gift in the earlier days of the SMP, but nobody knew of it other than person who built it.  But the person who built it still technically owns it making it their house and not Dreams, because of this Dream isn’t there often since he was too busy, then he went to Prison and it was basically abandoned.