FOR DECADES, MANKIND HAS SHARED ONE UNIVERSAL DESIRE, ONE UNIFIED GOAL: TO SIMPLY GET A BITE TO EAT

Okay but bruce is 100% the type of dad who treats his kids like an adult because he doesn't know how to handle kids so he treats them the way he treats adults except, y'know, after dick he learns a little and is also soft and gentle with them and learns how to treat kids, but for the most part bruce is a gentle parent, listening to all of their problems, believing the things they say without a seconds hesitation (until of course he learns them well enough to tell a lie from a truth) but just like- imagine how much of a mind fuck that must have been for his kids

Dick- newly orphaned, and instead of being treated the way most adults are treating him, here is bruce, who understands, and treats him normally. He treats him with sorrow of course, but he also acts like dick is an adult, like he knows that dick can handle things after his parents death

Jason- who was beaten by his father for ‘telling lies’ is now believed automatically by bruce, no matter how outlandish it is(because they live in Gotham so everything is outlandish)

Tim- who was ignored by his parents and told to shut up when he spoke is now waited on, listened to, comforted

Cass- who had her vocal cords ripped out and broken- bruce learns sign language for her, touches her gently, offers quiet words of support and always allows her to read his body language

Damian- silenced by older assassins who know better, every member of the family stops and listens when he speaks, lets him finish what he needs to say, trusts his words without doubt- no punishments dealt out for being wrong

Okay, but hear me out -- what if his parents weren't usually red and blue?

guys whoever reblogs this gets a random question in their ask box. literally random. it could be “would you pet an isopod” or “is god real” (nothing too crazy)

edit: IM GOING TO SLEEP SORRY IF I DONT RESPOND I WILL GET AROUND TO THIS

oh my god i haven’t checked tags yet but please PLEASE tell me there is wardstone chronicles side of tumblr

Congratulations, Jod Na Nawood. You just may be the first Star Wars character to deny the call of Adoptive Fatherhood to Sassy Kid(s).

putting the ✨BI✨ in FBI since 1993 👽

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Happy Pokémon Day!!

In the art of murder, I think OC might still be alive, I mean the page is torn off but it doesn't necessarily mean the entire paper is ruined.

The paper on the dogs paws might be unrelated. I have no idea who tore the page off but I'm positive we'll meet OC again if that is because the paper isn't ruined or because Pip will draw him again I'm not sure.

At least I hope so, OC is too adorable to die in the pilot :(

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