Well Well Well We Shant Just Leave The Cunt Alive And Walking

trying somethin ft. crowley

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Why is nobody in this fandom talking about how good the Monkie kid soundtrack is?? There has to be a way to stream it or something because the pure magic vibes are AWESOME please tell me I’m not the only one that thinks this

of course I’m neurotypical I make power points for fun like everyone else

*deep inhale*

I DID IT! I DID THE WHOLE SET!

HAVE THEM AND REBLOG FOR GODS SAKE!

BEGGING FOR IT PLEASE

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

RISE RAPH BUT HE HAS DID AND THE ALTERS ARE PREVIOUS ITERATIONS OF RAPH

Leo pushes Raph too far and 2012 raph comes out and screams his ass off at Leo

Raph gets scared when alone so 1987 Raph comes in to comfort and get the body back safely to home

Raph gets nervous in a fight so 2003 Raph whispers fighting tips to assist

SOMEONE PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS I PROMISE ITS A COOL IDEA

yall just have sparkly brains it’s ok

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recent events had me thinkin’

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Oh to be an 80s cartoon action hero where you’re a protagonist with cool powers and loving friends and everything works out perfectly for you and your a cis white man and buff as hell and no problems :)