WASABI THE MUSICAL

if boomers sexualized the word ‘baby’ and millennials sexualized ‘daddy’ you’d think gen z would sexualize ‘teen’ or somethin but no they went around and sexualized everything that can be perceived

Help me out by Reblogging this, so I can Ratio Nintendo for abandoning their Official Tumblr Account!

All jokes aside I am enjoying this, and it makes me happy to see those who've commented saying they appreciate this a lot due to not wanting to be on Twitter anymore.

I share news as it is posted on Twitter and even sometimes make my own custom news posts!

heeppy hoolida

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

is it really self harm if it’s cutting off my titties because top surgery is expensive

of course I’m neurotypical I make power points for fun like everyone else

*deep inhale*

I DID IT! I DID THE WHOLE SET!

HAVE THEM AND REBLOG FOR GODS SAKE!

reblog for something t4t to happen to you this summer.

REBLOG THIS POST IF YOU FEEL SAFER WHEN QUEER SPACES ARE OPENLY ACCEPTING OF AMAB NONBINARY PEOPLE