I Relate To Lexi Because I Too Know A Lot Of Things Because I Read A Lot And I Too Would Let Fez, The

neil gaiman giggling on his bed kicking his feet up in the air writing "wait and see" in the good omens 2 script in his glitter pink gel pen dotting the 'i' with a heart

jesper: you're fake laughing too, right? kaz: oh, the tears are real.

jesper: you know that guy i’m dating?

kaz: wylan? your child bride?

jesper: throw it in the trash!

wylan: i can’t see it! cause when she comes in here, i’ll just yell “trash!” i’ll yell “trash!”

jesper: cover your ears and sing Landslide!

kaz: let’s call inej again

wylan: took my love and i took it down

jesper: we need to get this back in my closet—

wylan: i can see your lips moving!

nina: well, close your eyes!

wylan: *singing*

nina: throw it out the window, okay?

jesper: i’ll sneak down there, i’ll toss it in the dumpster

nina: *toss* here!

jesper: what the heck, nina?

nina: i threw like a boy! i’ve always thrown like a boy!

jesper: you almost hit me in the face! what are you, nuts? overhand?

wylan: *still singing*

kaz: oh well, matthias is a goner

kaz: you know, i’m really glad you decided to learn Suli.

jesper: why?

kaz: once you’re fluent, you can annoy inej instead of me.

okay i’m gonna say it:

whoever wrote saltburn definitely read a dark steddie fanfiction and ran with it.

(like jacob elordi gives fanon steve cmon)

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

me pretending i think bucky’s gay ass is more attractive than sam on tiktok so people won’t cancel me

wylan: my boyfriend is so stupid. he kissed the wrong guy in front of me

inej: mine called me an “investment”

nina: mine tried to kill me and called me a slur

wylan and inej: what.