The Number Of People Focusing On Namor X Shuri (which I Personally Find Disgusting, She's A 20 Year Old

me pretending i think bucky’s gay ass is more attractive than sam on tiktok so people won’t cancel me

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

a masterpost

feyre: i cannot believe you didn't tell me we are still married. tamlin: look, i was going to tell you-- feyre: when?? after the birth of our secret child?? *ic enters* feyre: tamlin didn't get the annulment, we're still married rhys: what? mor: you're kidding! lucien: OH MY GOD. mor: tamlin! tamlin: okay maybe it wasn't the best decision, but i just couldn't face another failed marriage. rhys: okay, let me just jump in and ask: at what point did you think this was a SUCCESSFUL marriage? tamlin: feyre, come on, if you think about it, it's actually kinda funny... *no one laughs* tamlin: okay maybe it's best not to think about it. lucien: okay this is UNACCEPTABLE. i am shocked to my very core! tamlin: lucien, i already told her you knew. lucien: ANOTHER lie! you have a sickness! rhys: tam, just for my own peace of mind... you're not married to anymore of us, are ya?

jesper: i've always been a little confused about this, why can't you kill wolves?

matthias: we believe wolves are gods

nina: not technically, in drüskelle culture, wolves are thought to be like god

matthias: do not tell me about my own culture, nina! in the mood i'm in, i'll take you out, i swear to wolf!

what’s funny about good omens season 2 being gut-wrenching and devastating compared to heartstopper season 2 being fluffy and sweet is that the roles will ABSOLUTELY be reversed in their season 3’s.

okay wait i want a genuine explanation about something. why are some people talking about how bucky never said anything about isiah... like wasn’t he under hydra’s control when he met him?? he might not have recovered that memory until recently. and even if he knew before... he wasn’t really in a place to tell the world anything until after the blip, bc he was a fugitive until that point. so, in the few months after the blip he’s obviously dealing w his PTSD and isiah or anything else from the past like that isn’t his first thought. like i seriously wanna know what people are talking about, i don’t get it. we’ve seen bucky be super ignorant in other ways, but idk how it applies here.

literally terrified of this

You know what, I’m fucking scared that they’ll turn Sylvie/Loki into something romantic. If I have one fear, that’s it. Not because I want to see Lokius (though I’m genuinely curious to see how they’ll improve their friendship, if I can call it like that), but because - - NO. They’re the same person, two versions of the same person, for heaven’s sake! Ok for siblings, ok for their chemistry etc etc but please NO. Nonononononono.

this might make me problematic but i really lowkey want jesper and wylan to break up before the six of crows spin-off bc i think their dynamic as exes would be so funny and a lot more similar to the book. then they like grow back together and yada yada.

no bc like i don’t ship sebastian and anthony bc i think they have a really cute friendship. but, imagine if they just... suddenly announced they were dating. do u know how fucking funny that would be? this app would crash, twitter would lose it, and tiktok would be ruled by them. like no, this will not happen bc they’re both straight, but oh my god if it did. we would never recover.