People Shipping Namor X Shuri Like He’s Not Literally A 500 Year Old God And She’s Not Below The

matthias: are you putting butter on bacon?

nina: i don’t want it to stick to the pan

wylan: uh, guys? what does a pregnancy test look like?

jesper: thin piece of plastic with a thing on the end of it

wylan: okay, so this is definitely a gun

Me while watching House of the Dragon

Jack Wolfe and Kit Young put their entire Wesper loving hearts into every scene they were in and it SHOWS. I will hear ZERO slander for the gift we were given with them and how they portrayed Wylan and Jesper. At this point I don’t even care that it wasn’t close to canon, I LOVED it they are my comfort ship and I will hear nothing bad about them ever.

I could talk about them literally forever someone make me write an essay on them and how much their portrayal of these character and these characters in general could change the fuckinf world ID WRITE IT

jesper: why do you call him "gandalf?" matthias: gandalf the wizard? hello, didn't you read Lord of the Rings in high school? jesper: no, i had sex in high school.

I still see this anti blackness, misandry, misogynoir and overall white fragility floating around and I really need y'all to get the HELL OVER YOURSELVES. Y'all genuinely think white female representation in media is needed??? As if y'all arent the standard that society tells WOC THEY NEED TO BE IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED BEAUTIFUL OR "TAME". It's the preaching intersectional feminism but only caring about what benefits white women in the long run for me. It's the white supremacy, the racism, the white tears™️ for me when a POC calls you out on your BULLSHIT. I told y'all, if I caught y'all disrespecting Sam Wilson today it was gonna be on and popping and I meant every. fucking. word. of. it. TAG YOUR SHIT CORRECTLY. STAY OUT OF THE SAM WILSON TAG. STAY OUT OF THE CAPTAIN AMERICA TAG. AND IF I CATCH ANYMORE RACISM IN THE WHAT IF TAG?? EXPECT TO BE DRAGGED TO HELL AND BACK, BECAUSE I CAN AND WILL DO THIS SHIT ALL DAY. Y'ALL AINT ABOUT TO TAINT THAT TAG WITH RACISM AND WHITE FEMINISM, TAKE YOUR SHIT TO THE PEGGY CARTER OR CAPTAIN CARTER TAG AND LEAVE IT THE FUCK THERE.

HAVE A NICE DAY BELOVED!

me pretending i think bucky’s gay ass is more attractive than sam on tiktok so people won’t cancel me

cassian: nesta, relax. go get a beer. nesta: i don't want a beer. cassian: who said it was for you?

the recap before ep 1 of kenobi… why would they hurt me like that

jesper: i've always been a little confused about this, why can't you kill wolves?

matthias: we believe wolves are gods

nina: not technically, in drüskelle culture, wolves are thought to be like god

matthias: do not tell me about my own culture, nina! in the mood i'm in, i'll take you out, i swear to wolf!