I Love Scam Calls That Are Easily Verifiably False. “Your Mortgage Is About To Default.” Cool 👍

Kon: Tim, I’m hungry.

Tim: Okay, do you want me to order something?

Kon: No, you don’t get it, I’m so hungry I could eat Darla Aquista

Tim: Kon, what the fuck.

Get to know your mutuals

i've been tagged by @perrysglasses :3

what's the origin of your blog title?

in like 2023 i started being active on marauders twitter and i wanted a name to go by online so i chose jamie which was based off of james potter

otp(s) + shipname(s):

johnlock, timber, birdflash, parkner, wolfstar

favorite color:

red

song stuck in your head:

most wanted man by lucy dacus (this whole album has been stuck in my head since it came out)

weirdest habit/trait:

a lot of the time when reading a new book i read the first sentence and then the last sentence and then i read the whole book

hobbies:

reading, journaling, editing, writing

if you work, what's your profession?

i mean i used to work at mcdonalds but i dont anymore

if you could have any job you wish, what would it be?

museum archivist

something you're good at:

uhh idk ive been told im good at analysis (specifically media analysis)

something you hate:

the sound of markers on paper

something you collect:

funko pops!!

something you forget:

where i put any of my electronics once i've put them down

what's your love language?

gift giving + physical touch

favorite movie/show:

movie: the breakfast club

show: changes constantly but right now it's young justice

favorite food:

any variation of chicken and rice pretty much

favorite animal:

hedgehog or spotted deer

what were you like as a child:

lonely and annoying

favorite subject at school:

english

least favorite subject:

math

what's your best character trait?

loyal

what's your worst character trait?

lack of volume control

if you could change any detail of your life right now, what would it be?

uhhhhhhhhh the college i'm currently attending

if you could travel in time, who would you like to meet?

jeff buckley

im tagging @arandomao3user !

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

they call me DC Comics cause I also divide my life into pre and post crisis

restless

(id in alt text)

High School Bernard trying to act cool and all knowing around Tim to impress him.

Also, high school Bernard internally: "Don't show Tim your superherosona. As much as you want to don't show Tim your superherosona!"

He eventually caves and shows Tim his drawing of his superherosona

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

it's the way that after being called by that title tim finally looked up at bernard... guys timberkon is REAL . PLEASE (i get dragged back crying and screaming into the depths)

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!