He Still Wears His Parents Hat And Tie After All Those Years (i Can’t Believe I’m Feeling Bad For

Avatar of the stranger but its just someone who makes an absurd amount of AI art and deepfakes.

Avatar of the flesh but its just someone who makes disturbing ads for PETA

Avatar of the eye but its just a huge comic nerd who’s constantly condescending about their knowledge to everyone

Avatar of the desolation but its just someone who purposefully messes with office/school microwaves, making them unusable

Avatar of the slaughter but its just a LARPer who’s wayyyyy too into the ‘fighting’

Avatar of the lonely but its just a gas station clerk who always takes the night shift by themselves

Avatar of the dark but its just an electrician who’s really really bad at their job

Avatar of the spiral but its just a clickbait YouTuber with really long videos and weirdly familiar but untraceable background music

Avatar of the corruption but its just someone who writes weird shipfics with awful, insidiously unhealthy relationship dynamics

Avatar of the end but its just a goth who hangs out at cemeteries that won’t stop death infodumping to random bereaved people

Avatar of the hunt but its just an edgy middle schooler who pretends to be a wolf and keeps winning at tag against kids who aren’t playing

Avatar of the web but its just a scam phone caller who’s good at getting old people who aren’t good with computers

Avatar of the buried but its just a construction worker who always has to be the first one to do any excavating or digging

Avatar of the vast but its just someone who makes religious talks about how large and all-encompassing their god/gods is/are

Avatar of the extinction but its just an artist who constantly makes climate change or pollution related exhibitions.

He is my transition goals

EXPLODING

I will start sobbing violently no one look at me

Poem by Natalie Wee

you don't get to pick your sexuality. actually warner brothers does. congratulations you're getting promoted misha you're bi now

I want to wear trenchcoats and suits in a transmasc Fox Mulder way but alas i’ve been cursed :(

True avatar of the buried (common gopher)

Lisa and Frankenstein are goth couple goals (Reanimator and the corpse)

Apparently my magic trick was “very disturbing” and “off putting” and “joints and tongues aren’t supposed to go that way”

OOOOH MY GOD TJIS IS AMAZING

I drew him and got tumblr to show him off I have no idea what I’m doing

Reference study only it’s stupid pintrest cats and i’m tired