I (mostly) Leave Tumblr For A Couple Weeks And Come Back To???

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

was scrolling through my drafts and realised this unfinished shitpost is infinitely funnier as it is

Making this my first chonny jash reblog. Truly iconic

Be warned, i fell inside a hole i couldn’t see and i’m not sure if or when im gonna get out of this brainrot (or should i say mindrot.. because.. mind.. haha.. yeah ok ill stop) ANYWAYS expect to see these three dumbasses a lot

i am once again drawing them being silly

revives dead account with a random chaos reblog

my favorite customer service slip ups

One time i got an email that someone had kudosed some of my works from two different fandoms and was like “omg they like two things that i also like!! And they went to my account to read more of my stuff!! :D”

How y’all THINK fanfic authors react when you send multiple comments on different fics: Ugh, another comment from them? Wow, I don’t appreciate how they enjoy what I write. :(

How fanfic authors actually react: OH MY GOD ANOTHER COMMENT? They must be on a marathon! I hope they read my recent whump fic and tell me what they think. Their kindness will be what drives me to finish my current WIP!!!! I WON’T FAIL YOU, NEW READER.

One thing we don’t talk about enough is that michael distortion looks… basically normal. Like canonically.

Wiki excerpt: “Michael is a very tall man, approximately 6.5 feet, with a round face. His hair is blonde and forms ringlets that come down to his shoulders.”

He only looks like our silly horror guy with knife hands when viewed through reflections or warped glass. So technically almost all fanart done of michael is actually a reflection of a much more normal-looking drawing of a random blonde guy.

I want to do a hear me out cake but i think my perception of what even counts as a hear me out has been horribly warped by the simple fact that i am on tumblr

You are not exempt from death of the author

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

The corruption (rotten fruit) got on my collection of stickers with eye vibes. This means something