If You Want To Know What It’s Like Being Trans Just Imagine Yourself Exactly As You Are But Everyone

Hey Grian and Scar if you really do have a secret tumblr to watch us or regularly go through tags, show us a sign. Start talking about like, idk, watermelons in your next episode. A very lengthy discussion about watermelon. The other sites won’t suspect a thing. But we’ll know

Sirius: blood whores

James: transparent hooker

Remus: just call them by their actual names!

James and Sirius: ok……moon slut

James: *spits out drink*

Remus: ohhh fuck you-

Sirius: you would like that wouldn’t you

Everything is so much

I’m not really in the Percy Jackson fandom, but you can’t tell me that Persephone didn’t treat all of Hades’s kids like they were her own. Don’t get me wrong Hades was in so much trouble but she did not take that out on the kids those kids had nothing to do with it she treated them like they were her own.

*concerned lily noises*

Remus: GO TO HELL Sirius: HEY SMARTASS I CANT GO HOME YET— SUMMER ISNT FOR ANOTHER THREE WEEKS Remus: I- James: babe— Regulus: he’s not wrong—

*2 hours later*

[crisis counselor running from the room screaming and crying]

mcgonagall: I think that went well

mcgonagall: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire

remus: so that means i’m good at mental health right?

[crisis counselor enters room]

remus: ah fuck

Fandoms in a nut shell

respectfully, fuck canon <3