Villain: Come and fight me!!
Spiderman: Alright but make it quick
Villain, sneering: Why? City not important anymore?!
Spiderman: No bro, ᵢ gₒₜ ₕₒₘₑwₒᵣₖ
Villain: Oh sorry bro, this can wait. Go do your homework.
Spiderman: You sure? I mean, I can-
Villain: Nonononono go do your homework
Spiderman: Really, it's fine. I can jus-
Villain: gO dO yOuR fUcKiNg HoMeWoRk!!! EdUcAtIoN iS iMpOrTaNt Or ElSe YoU'lL eNd Up LiKe Me!!
Spiderman: Ok then I'll definitely do my homework
DC comics will be like “Bruce Wayne was a playboy billionaire, the sexiest man in the room, alluring” and then draw him like a fucking potato
what a funky dude
I made another one...
Kid batman: feral witch child
Teen batman: unhinged aggressive dork
Jim Gordon: do you realize how fast you were driving?! I can only look the other way so much!
Batman: Brazilian free-tailed bats can fly at speeds up to 99mph
Jim: just…just try not to do it again
Batman: the rocket on the batmobile is supposed to mimic the tail of a Brazilian free-tailed bat
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
People think the batfamily wear gloves as to not leave fingerprints. This is incorrect. They actually wear gloves to stop their fingernail polish from chipping.