In Love With Him And His Vibe

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Police: Mr. Wayne sir, your child has been kidnapped.

Bruce: Which one?

Police: the kidnapper didn’t say. But witnesses claimed to see someone with black hair and lightish eyes. The kidnapper left a note threatening to orphan them for the second time.

Bruce:

Bruce: I'm pretty sure they learnt their lesson

Alfred: Really Master Bruce?

Bruce: No! But you can let a man dream!

Dick: So, did everyone learn their lesson?

Tim: No.

Cass: I did not.

Jason : I may have actually forgotten one.

Damian: Also no.

Dick: Oh good, neither did I.

Duke: *Exhausted sigh*

damian, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

helana, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

jason: what the fuck are you guys doing?

baby bat helana: playing systemic oppression

Saw this shirt on Pinterest and I  just had to do it

and Some of you already guessed but still here it is Dick Grayson sweater reveal from the last comic^^

MCU Therapy Squad

Honestly we really need more Bruce and Zatanna being childhood friends fics

The Batman:

Bruce Wayne:

listen listen listen i GET the humor and the delight of bruce being awkward mumble autism dad to baby Dick Grayson but also after that first week or so? the magic thing about having kids as an autistic parent is that sometimes they sort of just. rewire your boundaries and become exceptions. like sensory overload? still happens. but the kid can crawl all over me some days even if i don't want anyone else to touch me. my socially avoidant, quiet in public autistic husband? he is LOUD with our kids. they have their own entire culture of in-jokes and puns.

so what i'm saying is, i love mumblecore autism bruce. i do. but i also think the galaxy brain take is when Dick Grayson slips in as his exception. the person who doesn't exactly count as "socializing," that he has jokes with and talks to sometimes for hours (mixed with those long silences), and spends a lot of time carrying around on his back when Dick is clingy. it doesn't need to completely change him or how he acts in public, but he can also be comfortable enough to have fun with Dick Grayson, quiet or loud.