Im Trash

My stancest darkfic with fem!Stan is up on Ao3! Mind the warnings! https://archiveofourown.org/works/64737130

(Did my art style change again…?)

(Yup.)

Running off like 40 minutes of sleep and an unhealthy amount of caffeine so this is Obviously the perfect time for transmasc!Ford with nsfw Stancest!

- “Caryn I cannot believe you named our daughter after a car.” “Filbrick, hush, her name is lovely, besides look at our son! He’s just not a Stanford somehow.”

- “Stop roughhousing you two! I know you two are having fun but Stanley, you do NOT hit girls. Cortina, ladies do not punch.”

- Ford, who never got told “stop crying out I’ll give you something to cry about” And if crying can get Filbrick to stop yelling or get Stanley out of trouble bc “he was just protecting me they were being so mean!” then that’s normal girls just cry sometimes.

-Stan, who is allowed to be close and protective about Ford and still manages to push those boundaries as far as they’ll go.

-“Stanley, what kind of brother are you to let your sister get beat up!”

-Ford never got sent to learn boxing but raptly watches Stan’s muscles flex from the bleachers

-Stan and Ford still share a room bc there just isn’t enough space (and they start fooling around after puberty)

-Stan fingering Ford’s pussy and calling him babygirl and learning how to dirty talk by what kind of praise and adoration makes Ford react the best

- Ford who still never learned social graces (that would require reading the hidden undercurrent of seemingly every conversation) and this translates to the universal autism experience of his peers thinking he’s the Manic Pixie Dream Girl of their dreams

-Ford’s guard dog of a brother scaring off suitors and bullies alike

-Ford, who doesn’t quite want to be a man but as far as he knows the only other option is to be a woman and Nope Absolutely Not

-Women are supposed to be interested in men and Ford has no interest. Stan doesn’t count, that’s Stan.

-“You’re my brother now? Ok, Ford. If it makes you happy it makes me happy.”

-Stan not even questioning it but asking whether this means Ford doesn’t want to be together anymore (Bc incest is ok I guess but gay incest is questionable?)

-“so do you want me to call your… uh. Stuff something different?” “No! I like it

-Ford asking Stan to teach him how to fight

-Ford trying to use chemistry to make a gradual voice changing solution but accidentally making Potion of Instant Baritone and freaking out about how their parents will react

-Freaking out and crying about how Stan might react and Stan is more concerned that Ford might be hurt but as soon as he realizes he’s 100% on board and just asks what kind of story he needs to help spin.

-and it’s part of what drives them apart

-Men aren’t coddled and protected by their brother

-Men pull themselves up by their boots and make a name for themselves

-Men don’t cry when they’re overstimulated or scared

-If Stan sabotaged him then does he see Ford the way men see women? Property he can control?

Bonus! Trans!Stan

-It’s not that he doesn’t like his dick but sometimes he wishes he had a pretty pussy like Ford’s too. The idea looks right (and he can give himself to Ford entirely)

-But women don’t enjoy having broad shoulders and a punch that can lay out a grown man

-Women don’t have hair absolutely everywhere and a voice like gravel

-After being kicked out and the things he’d had to do, if he was a woman he’d be the kind their parents always called “trash” and “fast” and crossed the street when they saw so he just wasn’t

-At heart he’s still Ford’s loyal dog above anything. A woman obviously can’t be that

god theyre so GROSS and SAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The person I reblogged this from is awesome as fuck.

Ao3 does not need an algorithm, you're just lazy

Ao3 does not need a 1-5 star rating system, you just want to bring down authors writing for FREE

Ao3 does not need automatic censorship, it is an archive, therefore anything can be posted

Writing or reading about something illegal does not mean the author nor the reader condones it, if that were true, you could never read a story involving anything negative

Purity culture is ruining fan culture and you all are fucking annoying

(I dont wanna post this on my main cause im a coward)

Dont you love it when someone with "proshippers DO NOT INTERACT" likes or reblogs your post when you are pretty obviously a pro-shipper? like even on my main where i dont openly ship incest, im very open about not caring what others ship as long as everybody stays respectful.

I just find it really funny that if they scrolled down even two posts theyd see im one of those filthy pro-shippers; funnier even that the fanart of the siblings they reblogged from me was, in fact, made with salacious intentions.

Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

"get a job" as an insult is so weak, you think getting a job is going to stop me from being a freak? i will post about brothers kissing on the clock. i will be a sicko on break and while i shit on company time. i will come home with money and commission artists to draw my freaky shit. nothing can stop me