Stapley0urmouthshut - Norizz...

when you’re rebellious teenager who doesn’t wanna listen to that one mom friend

911 Dispatcher: Hello 911, what’s your emergency?

Colby: Yes, Y/N has fainted and is bleeding from their nose.

911 Dispatcher: An ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?

Colby: …*mumbles*

911 Dispatcher: Sorry, could you please repeat that?

Colby: …I put on a maids dress-

Y/N: have you heard the joke about the gaslighter?

Miles: no....

Y/N: yeah, you have.

Miles: no i haven't.

Y/N: you've literally heard it already.

Miles: NO I HAVEN'T.

Y/N: yes, you have.

Miles: I DON'T KNOW IT?

Y/N: you're crazy.

Colby: truth or dare?

Y/N: *exasperated* truth

Colby: do you want to kiss me?

Y/N: dare.

Colby: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Y/N: never have I ever-

Colby: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe

five nights at freddy’s except instead of five nights at the pizzeria mike spends five nights in my bed‼️

I need to have a serious conversation with whoever storyboarded/animated this.

Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐

i am not okay.

tipsy sirius giving u a bath after a party

"what the hell are you idiots doing?"

it's almost comical how quickly the pair of you turn at the sound of remus' voice. sirius has a half empty beer in one hand and the running shower head in the other. you on the other hand are in a fit of giggles as the water runs down your face.

"m'just watering her, moony. she's gon' grow pretty and strong. like a beautiful flower"

my body, his choice.