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starboardharpy

4 months ago

PANEL 1
Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender.

JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day.

AL: And how!

PANEL 2
JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball?

AL: Whiskey? The real deal?

JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer!

PANEL 3A
AL: Very well. Make it a double.

PANEL 3B
INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me…

PANEL 4A
INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir?
PANEL 4B
Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu.

PANEL 5
AL: Sandwiches.

INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches?

AL: That’s right. I’m hungry.

PANEL 6A
JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right?
PANEL 6B
Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression.
JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can-

AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep.

Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains.

PANEL 9
AL: …I think this will hold me until supper.

With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud.

PANEL 11
JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion!
Why’d you do it, Al?

Don’t leave me. Not like this!

PANEL 12
INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem.

PANEL 13
INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct.

INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this.

PANEL 14
Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.

A True Story From 1928 With A Few Artistic Embellishments.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.

(And starring my disaster boys Jack and Al, of course)

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starboardharpy

1 year ago

So.. latest chapter, huh??

Drew this a couple weeks ago and it felt right to post this now

+ a lil doodle :> he most likely stayed there until the sun came up

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art fanart artists on tumblr digital art sketches the black phone robin arellano fanfic fanart denial is a river in egypt mako's art alduade YOUUU [shakes you half violently half lovingly] ***YOOUUUUUUU*** let them be happyyyyyy

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starboardharpy

3 months ago

Anyone remember basketball? — what happened to that ? Where did it go?

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starboardharpy

1 year ago

“Which Shot In The Movie Ended Up Being The Toughest To Pull Off, And Why?”

“Which shot in the movie ended up being the toughest to pull off, and why?”

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starboardharpy

10 months ago

While I was kayaking a while back I saw a snake swimming across the river with a fishie he’d caught.

I wasn’t able to get a picture of it at the time so I tried to paint it from memory !

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starboardharpy

10 months ago

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

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this was me²

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starboardharpy

10 months ago

I JUST SAW THIS 😭

MUTUALS APPRECIATTION RAHHHH‼️‼️‼️🎉🎉🎉💥💥

(thanks to the ones who have personas that i could actually draw n sorry to those who i didnt know shit of what to draw for💔)

i just used ur nails pic from a while ago as a reference @starrieslove idk if its accurate🤧

@puzzled-pegasus didnt know what to draw u as so sorry💔

@staggersz neither for u😭

@kwicksowa u had a persona so yay^w^

@starboardharpy so did youu>_<

@stupidloafofbread i jus drew bread:33 (and its that one time i mentioned our rbs felt like penpals lol)

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YOUUUUUUU :D :D :D YOU'RE ALSO SO COOL [SHAKES YOU] AGAIN REALLY LATE BUT OMG

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starboardharpy

2 months ago

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

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wasn’t expecting the tortoise at the end

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starboardharpy

3 months ago

Costume. Chitons.

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hohhh :0 reference for me

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starboardharpy

4 months ago

hold on sorry you're telling me the name of the boat was "the terror"?? i always assumed that was a retroactive name! did they WANT things to go horrifically awry???

obsessed with the implication that nominative determinism could have saved them

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