Good

He’s got life figured out

That's not a parakeet, that's a spawn of Cthulhu. fleeing is the only sane option, do not gaze upon its physical form

why are birds so cursed

@i-am-a-fish @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @ziaron

I have no clue if I'm mutuals with any of you people, however, I thought you would enjoy being included regardless

Early I know but please tag all your mutuals less make a massive chain

Why hide this in the tags when your truth should be shouted from the rooftops

i decided to skip the holidays, and the holidays hunted me down regardless. this bloodthirst must be exsanguinated

I know this is supposed to be a joke, but I've had to shit since 10:34 this morning and keep forgetting to go so thanks for the reminder

Don’t forget to poop before the new year starts. You don’t wanna carry the same shit into 2025

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

for some reason people really love my luna and celestia designs so i drew them again with some little changes :-) yay!

she doesnt know how to dance btw

@idraw-sometimes make sure you read the second paragraph. I'm actually excited.

“Half delicious murder ballad, half beguiling love story, Amal El-Mohtar transports us to Faerieland so seamlessly it seems as though she just stepped out of it.” —Holly Black

This advertisement is for The River Has Roots, the solo debut of Amal El-Mohtar, co-author of This Is How You Lose the Time War. 

WHAT’S IT ABOUT

Sisters Esther and Ysabel Hawthorn tend and harvest the enchanted willows that grow on their land at the border of Faerie and the mundane world. The sisters honor an ancient compact to sing to the willows as thanks for their magic, and they cherish each other as much as they cherish their trees.

But when Esther rejects a suitor in favor of a lover from Faerie, she places their sisterly bond and their very lives in peril. Follow the river Liss to the small town of Thistleford, on the edge of Faerie, and meet two sisters who cannot be separated, even in death.