Imagining An Alien Species That Has A Buncha Carbs Or Whatever As Skin So That When A Human Spits On

one time a professor asked me if i’d ever wanted to write anything “more important” than romance. and i said no. i was put on this earth to write about sad people kissing. and if another writer ever came up to me and said they wanted to write 400 pages containing nothing but a character baking a single loaf of bread each day, then i would tell them to do that. people don't write something because it's important. they write about something and that is what makes it important

Might?

You ever get so thirsty all you can think about is water and no other thought stays for more then like 2 seconds? Cuz im starting to think i *might* be dehydrated

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

So is that why you looked like you were going to cry yesterday at band?

Starting my mornings off RIGHT with a fucking PANIC ATTACK(or anxiety attack no one in ny life has ever bothered to teach me the difference lmafooooo) at SIX IN THE GODAMN MORNING

How are y'all???

I can see the purple stains

Also... Do you think silly string will also be banned if I bring it to band? Honestly can't believe they got the confetti poppers banned

Evidently my dog has decided the shit im wearing today is No It and has decided to try to pull me around by it and tear the living shit out of it

Imagine. I'm nice and toasty in the props closet covered up with my Gengar blanket.

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

But every time I rotate my kidneys I end up losing my spleen :(

You're supposed to rotate your kidneys every 6 months and none of you do this and this is why you feel like shit all the time

He’s got life figured out

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"