RELEASE THE NICK!EMMA TAPES ‼️👏

"oh damien's laugh is still kinda the same" 🥹

Gay potatoes are my favorite kind of potatoes

Was three paragraphs in to responding to an ask when my computer froze and shut down and it didn’t save any sort of draft 😭 fml dude. I give up I’m answering it tomorrow lmaoo. Guess what the ask was about hehe (it’s literally in the tags lol) 🤭

NICK AND LAUREN MY BELOVED!! Underrated friendship fr! Their bit about her directing and him being too tired is so funny 😭

And half of the pictures we have of just them together come from the same instagram post 😭 They act like he's posting pictures of the two of them constantly while she just ignores him and pushes him away all the time or something.

Remember that that set of pictures of Angela leaning on his fresh tattoo was her photobombing in the first place lmao. Like the first picture was just of him and then she just decided to get in the picture and lean on him for no reason. It's not like Damien dragged her unwillingly over there to take pictures to post so that the Angela fans will like him. SHE wanted to get in the photo with him! You know why? Because They. Are. Friends. Not that hard to comprehend people. They might not be best friends but she certainly doesn't hate him lmao

I think a big part of Smosh community, particularly on Twitter, is straight up vile. Much of the Damien hate is rooted in not liking his "vibes", or "the way he speaks". Like I've seen people unironically tweet saying Damien should just shut up and not talk because it annoys them when he talks. I've seen these same people claim that Angela hates him, or how Damien is trying to take advantage of Angela to make himself more popular because he's become a forgotten Smosh member or some stuff like that. Genuinely horrid shit that they spout with zero shame. Absolute losers.

So much of it is rooted in ableism because of him being autistic. It's fucked up and the people who act like that need to grow the hell up. Didn't your parents ever tell you that if you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all?

When you are actively a 'hater', I consider you to be more of a fan than an actual fan, since it's all you ever talk about. These people talk about Damien and Damangela more than the actual people who stan Damien and ship Damangela to begin with! Then they turn around and complain that those people are mad at them and talking to them and it's just like... no shit? You expect people to just let you run your ableist little mouth and not have someone tell you to shut the hell up? You don't get to just talk trash about people scot free, my guys. It's beyond immature, it's beyond pathetic, and one day you're going to look back at your behavior and be embarrassed as shit and I hope that day comes sooner rather than later.

The only ship that gets shit on so hard is Damangela, because as far as I can tell everyone has decided on their own that Angela is a lesbian, and she isn't. She also cares about Damien very much. Did you guys all miss her on Perfect Person saying she sought him out drunkenly just to tell him emphatically how much she loves him and appreciates him? People have made up that she hates him just because their dynamic isn't in your face and it's ridiculous, and knowing what I know about Angela, she wouldn't appreciate people deciding she hates one of her friends. It's not cool and it's childish to do.

Sorry for the length and the rant but I'm so, so tired of this behavior. It's just middle school bullying all over again.

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

🎶And we're gonna sing it again and again🎶

(sorry I watched Hadestown last month I had to lmao)

because you have!

and you will!

again and again and again and again and a

Ok if the TGWDLM revival goes well, then that means maybe we could get a Black Friday revival as well! Who should play Ethan you ask? Damien Haas! Why? Because I love his and Angela's dynamic, guy who looks kinda edgy but is actually sweet is literally Damien, he'd give the role more depth than R*bert did, DAMANGELA DUET, and also I lowkey feel like his voice would fit CaliforM.I.A better than R*bert's ever did anyway 🫣 like Damien's voice is made for that kinda rock song that is CaliforM.I.A

This also just feels like the natural progression of Ethan. Hear me out! Like we got normal one dimensional Ethan

Italian Ethan with an earring (who is also a more well rounded character) (Joey!Ethan my beloved!!)

It makes sense that the next step in this Pokemon evolution of Ethan is buff Italian Ethan with earrings and tattoos

This will never happen anyway, but let a girl dream 😭

THIS LINEUP IS INSANE HOLY SHIT

Please I am begging more people to watch Wayward Guide. It's so good and it's so clear that so few of you have

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