tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here
No matter what they tell you.
TRANSFORMERS! squirting oil in your eye!
dear usamerican high schoolers looking for a way to resist fascism: sit through the pledge of allegiance.
no getting up. no looking at the flag.
everyone will be looking at you. you'll be sweating like a fucking hippopotamus. your teacher will sternly tell you to get up. you'll feel stupid and that maybe its not worth it because you're just a kid in a classroom. but I'm here to remind you that there are no real life consequences to detention. there are however real life consequences to resisting a thoughtless performance of nationalism.
“as a result of president trump’s efforts” DICK RIDERRRRRR DICK RIDER DICK RIDER
So that’s what all the noise is about
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
maybe it'd help if i stopped calling myself slurs to be funny.
platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you