Hello, My Name Is Mizu. You Are My Father. Prepare To Die.

Vicki Vale: Mr. Wayne are you Batman?

Bruce Wayne: What is a “Bat man?”

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Drake are you Red Robin?

Tim Drake: Like the restaurant?

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Vicki Vale: So Cassandra, are you Orphan?

Cassandra Cain: No I’m not an orphan. I have a dad.

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Vicki Vale: Mr. Thomas are you Signal?

Duke Thomas: Am I what?

Vicki Vale: Are you the Bat Signal?

Duke Thomas: That is the stupidest question I’ve ever been asked.

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Vicki Vale: Damian, are you Robin?

Damian Wayne: Tt, I am not a bird. Are you well, Ms. Vale? I’m concerned for your mental state.

Must I have career goals? Can I not simply read fanfiction?

🦖🦖RAHHH FOUND FAMILY RAHHHHHH🦖🦖

kandreil thoughts today

In da clerb pretending im in edens twilight

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMGOMG

>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game

Magpies are sounding like goats what is going on!!??!!!??!

GUYS WHAT DID INTERNALISED MISOGYNY DO TO LITTLE ME!! WDYM ONCE UPON A TIME I SAID I HATED PINK AND WHOLESOME ROMANCE STORIES!! WE ALL KNEW THAT WAS BULLSHIT!!!!

I WANNA BE A RADIO HOST

truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation