The Two Best Reasons To Ship Anything Are:

so maybe I just like the color coded teenagers who fight to save the world as a found family trope

Haikaveh also…

“You gave me a key and called it home”

Maybe going insane guys

ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

Zombies????Aliens???? = Another OC

“i never see you at the club.” okay? well i never see you in henrietta, searching for the remains of welsh king, owain glyndŵr, but you don’t hear me complaining, right?

If my life was a tv show and people were shipping me and my friend n stuff. I want to be multi-ship potential but like in the same way as the raven cycle.

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

5 seems like the homophobic boys in the back of the class and 2 is the girl who claims to be bi but hate crimes the gays

dick: seriously tim, you’ve gotta start sleeping more. i’m starting to get concerned-

tim: *looking up from his laptop where he’s currently making a power point explaining which numbers are more likely to be homophobic* hmm? what do you mean?

B-but those are my emotional support tabs!

“DaAaAannyYYyy PhaaAaantOoom”, I say like a ghost.