I FUCKEN TOLD Y'ALL!!! LET'S GOO
Most Important Rule: This is a Sexiest Listener Tournament. Not a Favorite Listener Tournament. I don't care if your favorite Listener is in the matchup. If their opponent is sexier, you must vote for the sexier of the two
the difference between how different characters perceive nico is so freaking funny
The cast of the argo II during MoA/HoH to nico: Who. Who tf are you. Why are you so terrifying. Are you human. He’s going to kill us in our sleep. Why is his sword emo.
hazel: yes that is my brother 🥰 he is absolutely delightful 🥰 he’s so scrawny lmao lemme get him an apple
jason: in the nicest way possible, have you ever considered going to therapy?
percy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN A JAR GET OUTTA THERE YOU CRAWL FASTER IM TRYING TO RESCUE YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT IF YOU DIE RIGHT NOW I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
for some reason I really like drawing dragons in forests
A quote from me, about Ozai:
"He beat his own 13 year old and said..yeah.. i can beat all 13 year olds”
why is everyone except doc always so mean to hush :(
like stop calling my guy a “freak” and an “abomination” he’s just trying to do his thing okay??
no wonder he’s so attached to doc now, everyone else is such a prick to him.
Highschool David wasn't too involved with school clubs but he did play baseball all four years and was a percussionist in the schools band
Highschool David did however have an after school job at Max's Rustic Pizza (Asher 100% took advantage of the friend's and family discount )
Highschool David was definitely a more of a math guy and was in honors classes for everything in Math and Science.
Highschool David was also the first of the pack to get his licence so Gabe made sure to help get him a car with enough seats so David could do a carpool with the other pack kids
Highschool David always made sure to pack a extra snack because he noticed a particular pack member only got the bare minimum during lunch
Highschool Asher carried all of his textbooks in his bag and hardly ever used his locker
Highschool Asher originally joined theater as a joke his freshman year but ended up loving it so much that he continued for every play/musical
Highschool Asher passed most of his classes just by the skin of his teeth and often did his homework with David and Milo
Highschool Asher failed his permit test twice before finally getting it. His car was handed down to him by his sister so it had flower decals on the back bumper. He loved that car.
Highschool Asher always got a little too into spirit week themes going as far to buy costumes for some of them
Highschool Milo did both Soccer and Wrestling in high school. The day's he wasn't at practice he was at his afterschool job
Highschool Milo actually got his license before Asher but didn't get a car until after he graduated. His car was a used beater he bought using money he saved up from his job
Highschool Milo would often try to turn down hanging out with his friends because he couldn't afford to spend money on little things like movie tickets but was always dragged out by Asher who already planned on paying for him
Highschool Milo was always worried about his future so he had straight A's and was was in as many honors and AP courses as he could get his hands on
Highschool Milo was in band as an elective and played the Saxophone. He always looked for an excuse to learn jazz songs and loved to surprise his mom with her favorites
Highschool Tank was a year younger than the other three and was actually good friends with a Stealth who they met through being lab partners their freshman year
Highschool Tank didn't do any extracurriculars but liked to hang around and watch their other's sports practices
Highschool Tank often hung around the local skatepark and even taught Asher how to skateboard
Highschool Tank normally kept a low profile but did get suspended one time their sophomore year for punching someone who was making fun of Asher
Highschool Tank who loved getting rides from David as the two of them share a similar taste in music
The Scorpius obsession is getting worse and there's so much more to go
Flat colors version:
Btw we need more Scorpius designs if you have a Scorpius design show it to me please 🙏
You wanna know what surprises me but also doesn't?
The fact that in the year of our Lord 2024, people still ship
zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-
poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS
zeus: that’s not-
poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!
zeus:
poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!
zeus: brother you need to-
poseidon: you’re just jealous.
zeus:
poseidon: he’s wonderful.
zeus: he’s-
zeus:
zeus: is he… doing the macarena?
poseidon: yes
poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long
zeus:
poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much
I'm finally watching Bittersweet, are y'all proud of me?