Listen...

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

Alright grammarly this is the final straw. Do you even know what context is? Or how different words have different connotations to them? You're correcting a language that uses nothing but subtext and connotation and tone and you can't even figure it out?

This one is for grammarly.

I see you.

I see you after all you've done to me.

You come in, sweep me off my feet, correct my comma usage and wrap me around your little finger making me dependent on you.

You taunt me with your premium features, making me wish I had just a little more money to fully commit to you and you never go on any good sale.

Then you drop me into a filthy hole with the rest of the garbage by incorporating ai that can't tell the difference between its and it's and leave me to rot.

So I move on, I find something better than you could ever be. Just for you to flash a 50% off sale in my face like we were nothing. Like I never meant a goddamn thing to you.

Now you want me back?!?!

After all this, this how you want to wine and dine me back into your arms?

Well, I won't play your game. I've grieved our parting already and now I feel nothing but utter indifference toward you.

I love drawing Danny with the stars

We english speakers need more words for Laugh that have different emotional connotations. I can feel the authors of the past shaming me from the great beyond as I attach adverbs to every he laughed. Cause He laughed shyly, he laughed sadly, and he laughed softly, are all different vibes and there's too many adverbs everywhere but I have no alternatives that work for the situation!

Love Thy Neighbour (1335 words) by StarsWhisper Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Malevolent (Podcast) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: John/Arthur Lester Characters: John (Malevolent), Arthur Lester, Oscar (Malevolent), Noel | Charlie Dowd Additional Tags: Kissing, Silly little idea, romantic Jarthur, takes place post ending, John (Malevolent) Has His Own Body, they run an investigative practice in new york, cause i want them and oscar and noel to be buddies Summary: Arthur is cooking dinner and John gets bored filing paperwork

Okay, now that I'm free, I've made this. Thanks for bringing this more justice in the art than I could with words

My sister came up with this comedy gold. @starswhisperwritershear thank you for your service.

If these gays are supposed to be platonic, then why does the background music sound like it should be playing at a wedding????

The way I wish I could draw so bad cause I have so many little scenes that would do better as tiny comic strips

I wanted to make a text meme about a scenario I just wrote because I think it's funny

Dash giggling and pulling the Debby Ryan Face: You're kind of scary 😉

Danny crying and on the verge of a panic attack: I'm scary?🥺

Dash: Oh, shit I meant in like a hot way I'm sorry

Danny still crying: You think I'm hot?

Should I be writing?

Yes, I should.

Why did I just fail my second consecutive hour of temple run 2?

Cause you're not minding your business.

@nym-wibbly

These tags sent me so hard.

(And you're right, I still let it vibe check my commas that's how I found out about the sale)

This one is for grammarly.

I see you.

I see you after all you've done to me.

You come in, sweep me off my feet, correct my comma usage and wrap me around your little finger making me dependent on you.

You taunt me with your premium features, making me wish I had just a little more money to fully commit to you and you never go on any good sale.

Then you drop me into a filthy hole with the rest of the garbage by incorporating ai that can't tell the difference between its and it's and leave me to rot.

So I move on, I find something better than you could ever be. Just for you to flash a 50% off sale in my face like we were nothing. Like I never meant a goddamn thing to you.

Now you want me back?!?!

After all this, this how you want to wine and dine me back into your arms?

Well, I won't play your game. I've grieved our parting already and now I feel nothing but utter indifference toward you.