This Fic Is Pretty Smutty So Be Warned And No Children, But It Is A Work Of Art And I Thoroughly Enjoyed

Wisdom teeth out. Somebody find me some wisdom tooth removal kagehina fluff fics to read >:)

One time Kageyama yawns and Hinata just sticks his nose in there like a curious cat

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so what now dan and phil??

Kagehina wisdom tooth removal headcannons because my mouth ouch just woke me up and it’s too early morning to go back to bed:

Hinata-

- gets his top two removed when he is twenty due to them being at risk of squishing his big ass upper teeth into each other

- during the fasting pre op he just pouts and stares forlornly at the fridge (bro is pitifully rubbing his stomach like a colonial woman on her fourth baby during the Oregon trail)

- the second- and I mean SECOND- he takes the first calming pill he passes the fuck out. Bro has to be bodily shaken the morning of to get him out of bed

- while sedated he just stares blankly at the ceiling with his crazy eyes terrifying and traumatizing every dentist in the room

- Kageyama and Natsu are in charge of driving him home after (because heavily drugged Shoyo cannot be controlled by one person) and Natsu films literally the entire time

- once settled in at home he mostly just clings to Kageyama’s side and naps

Kageyama-

- bro gets all four with high risk of complications way later in life than most people because Lady Luck hates his ass (it goes fine he just isn’t allowed to blow his nose for a few weeks because his sinus gets bumped)

- during the pre op fasting/meds/waiting he is extremely paranoid and meticulous. He does every step perfectly without complaint is hydrated the exact maximum healthy amount possible by the time he goes in

- he somehow bribes Yachi into being his driver so Hinata won’t throw up from nerves and she spends the entire operation sweating bullets in the lobby

- shockingly friendly when drugged as it lowers his trust issues and makes him forget how threatening his smile can be (bro is giving Bruce from finding Nemo the whole time)

- he chats the dental assistant’s ear off when he’s being wheeled out, which makes him bleed a bunch and he’s stuck using the gauze for the rest of the night instead of as needed

- Hinata is waiting at home like Kageyama is at war. Drugged Tobio finds this baffling and is quite shocked to see his husband

- He sobers up fairly quick, though he still manages to humiliate himself in the mean time. The embarrassment sends him into a pouty rage and he can only be soothed with very fancy protein shakes and groveling for days

The sequel to that one diabolical outro animation (you know the one)

I have no passions so here is my friends passion; hinata

Phil Lester could eat my loved ones in front of me and I'd just be excited to see him

Always finding ways to sneak Natsu into my Kagehina fics. There is something near and dear to me about a little sister. Girls deserve to make their brothers lives hell, what can I say?

I just finished another quick cannon compliant piece in my universe with @jetjaw ! Each can be read as a stand alone, but they do feed into each other, and as I add more in the future, they will become more intertwined

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65691013

Kagehina children as promised!

Eldest- Sho Hinata (-Kageyama it is easier not to use the hyphenated name with people that aren’t on first name basis) age nine, on the right

Middle- Miwako Hinata, age eight, on the left

Youngest- Kouki Hinata, age five, in the middle (this is the kid that originated @jetjaw and I saying “evil in his heart evil in his heart evil in his heart” all the time)

I am deeply enchanted by Hinata and yet I mostly follow kageyama posters and my best friend is a kageyama guy. In some ways I think this is me being true to my Hinata roots because that boy is obsessed…