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Who the fuck is lancelot????????????????

Whenever im reading a stranger things fic with nancy im always very disapointed when she doesnt just pull a gun on someone chatting shit, even though i know it would be wildly out of character for her

Like come on girl, pop that pussy and pop them between the eyes

I know almost nothing about sonic lore, like i didnt read those comics or play a lot of the games or watch the tv shows. Ive seen sonic boom but im pretty sure that show is a pisstake anyway so idk and ive seen the first and second sonic movies.

Anyway my point is, is that i want to read amy x blaze fanfiction coz i like how the ship looks but i think the fics will have lore references that im not gonna get and im gonna be sitting there like "huh. What." And thats kinda killing my interest.

I dont even know that much about the characters. I liked blaze so much when i was a kid, like she was my favorite and i have no clue why. Like all i knew about her then is that shes a cat that has fire powers and shes kinda quiet and thats all i know about her now. i dont know what drew me to her.

Anyway this was just a rant with me speaking to an empty room bye

When i read historical fics, i try really hard not to be a stickler for accuracies, because not everyone can know everything. And no one is obligated to do extensive research for their wild west cowboy hetalia fanfiction. At the end of the day, its all just self indulgence.

However comma

People have common sense, and i am BEGGING you to use it.

Im telling you, and believe me when i say, they did not have modern medication in the dark ages.

In fact, the dark ages are literally famous for having crude, inhumane and misinformed methods of medical treatment.

Its one of the most widely known historical facts next to King Henrys eight wives and Napoleons height.

I have astigmatism in both eyes, are stars meant to look like that or is it me?

Barnacles are fucking disgusting looking and i hope they know that. Those ugly bastards give me such bad heebie jeebies.

I dont have trypophobia, its not the fact that its a foul, pale little cone that gets me. Its the fact that theres a goddamn CREATURE in that fucking cone that opens its unbrushed beak and sticks its dick out to spead its hideous disease on the back of a gorgeous lobster.

I pray they all die and i never have to think about them again.

Thank GOD i dont live near the coast because i would have definitely discovered nuke codes and bombed the beaches like it was the battle of dunkirk

If youre a barnicle and youre reading this, just know that everyday i pray for your extinction and only wish the worst for you, you grotesque fucking parasite.🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Cant believe people are pushing this "bottom nancy wheeler" agenda when evidence proves the contrary

You lot aint seen the clip of nat where she says that nancy thinks steve and johnathan are the caretakers? I have.

Nancy 'strapped, buckshot to the balls' Wheeler, wears the pants. this is so important to me.

She is SO boyfriend and you WONT convince me otherwise

Anyway stan ronance

This has been in my notes app for months and i have no clue what prompted it

I was onto something tho,,,

"Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp. Its not corny, its camp." I chant as i read the corniest fanfic known to literature 

Hope all paparazzi die, that name is way too cool for what they really are; rude fucking weirdos with no life. We should call them jobless instead.

The lady gaga song is fire tho.