Canceled My Prime Membership Today

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canceled my prime membership today

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7 months ago

My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

8 months ago

🔥🌼🌸Good luck babe 🌸🌼🔥

🔥🌼🌸Good Luck Babe 🌸🌼🔥
1 month ago

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

9 months ago
He Sits Upon The Froggy Throne

he sits upon the froggy throne

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[ID; A drawing of the castlevania character Juste Belmont sitting with crossed legs, one arm slung over on the edge of the froggy chair from the animal crossing series. End ID]


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7 months ago

Call now to recieve help with the inability to make phone calls!

Fill out this forum to receive assistance with your difficulty filling out forms

Come on down to our center thats two hours away so we can give assistance with your inability to walk or drive

There's help out there! You're just not trying hard enough!

3 weeks ago

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

1 month ago
Portrait Of My Neighbor's Cat At Sunset

portrait of my neighbor's cat at sunset

1 month ago

new wip idea: Shadow didn't die, he just got yeeted back to the dark world and then goes on this giant quest to get back to four. I'm getting animatic ideas from listening to Wait For Me (hadestown) and Epic the musical in general

someone help me i'm not ok

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stillswaglesssoma - Sorrow nerd
Sorrow nerd

The revival of my previous blog, ‘swaglesssoma/oodleladdle'My messages are broken so if you send me something there's an 80% chance I won't get itAnd my asks are so broken I just turned them off

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