Stoicjewel - A Being Of Science And Stupidity

stoicjewel - a being of science and stupidity

More Posts from Stoicjewel and Others

2 months ago

jump!


Tags
1 month ago

... Ford would always be a star. Always. He burned bright like a frame, shining his intellect and determination everywhere he went like sun rays on earth. He was a man who went places, who worked his ass off for what he wanted. He was a man who could create a new galaxy with his stardust, and light the way to a beautiful future.

... But stars don't seem to notice people admiring them, do they? They just continue forward, barreling through the earth's atmosphere and shining through the darkness with saving light, even miles, hell LIGHT-YEARS away.

They don't notice the dirt on earth, staring at them with caring eyes. They don't recognize the rock and land, despite being made from the same stardust. If anything, earth is a nuisance. Only there to watch the stars die and burn, thinking that it looked beautiful against the loneliness of the sky at night. Comforting, to watch a fire die out.

... Maybe Stan was like the earth in that way. Hopeless to watch as Ford was destroyed by his own reckless actions. Watch as his brother started to grow tired of him. Watch as he squeezed Ford too tight, too close, and accidentally forced him to burn away forever.

... Maybe Ford really was like a star. And Stan was just the dirt of the earth, admiring something that would never appreciate his existence in return.


Tags
2 months ago

mcgucket getting home from a swinger party at 2 in the morning after doing copious amounts of coke trying to act normal circa 1979: hey there squirt what are you doing up?

Mcgucket Getting Home From A Swinger Party At 2 In The Morning After Doing Copious Amounts Of Coke Trying
Mcgucket Getting Home From A Swinger Party At 2 In The Morning After Doing Copious Amounts Of Coke Trying

yes thank you for putting the idea in my head that tate knew about his unfaithfulness the whole time but was told to keep it a secret


Tags
2 months ago
Ford Is A Freak, Yes, Yes, We've All Heard That Before Your Honor.

Ford is a freak, yes, yes, we've all heard that before your honor.

But who out here will write a fic that lets Stanley live out one of his dreams huh?!


Tags
1 month ago
I Know It's Premature, But I Wanted To Contribute To @candycatfalls "Ford Gets Held Down Day" Because

I know it's premature, but I wanted to contribute to @candycatfalls "Ford gets held down day" because I finished it this morning

First draft that I ended up hating under the cut if ya wanna look

I Know It's Premature, But I Wanted To Contribute To @candycatfalls "Ford Gets Held Down Day" Because

Tags
2 months ago
Tate Blabbing Off To One Of Fiddlefords Coworkers
Tate Blabbing Off To One Of Fiddlefords Coworkers

Tate blabbing off to one of fiddlefords coworkers

Inspired by @scurvyboy with the post here

Post by @scurvyboy · 2 images
Tumblr
💬 7  🔁 62  ❤️ 347 · mcgucket getting home from a swinger party at 2 in the morning after doing copious amounts of coke trying to act normal

Tags
1 month ago

Those of you that write fics on Ao3, idk if yall know or not but the majority of the public works on Ao3 were just scraped for generative AI use a few days ago. Unsure what can be done about that but just wanted yall to be made aware if you weren’t .

@thenoellebird @bbuzz28 @aroace-get-out-of-my-face

1 month ago

That man is the most insecure, and yet stubborn asshole out there. Mr. "I can't do this because I'm stupid" and then just-

Making shit work just cause he NEEDS it to. Kinda reminds me of the character Domino in a way. Thinks they're just extremely lucky, but they're actually a mutant that alters probably and takes OTHER people's luck. I feel like Stanley knows that luck comes and cycles, and he tries to lean into that notion without thinking.

I've been following @aroace-get-out-of-my-face safety alarm au, and I have a few thoughts for Stan lol.

They said magic is about intent, and therefore he isn't very good at it because of his confidence, right? What if he uses the exact same spell over and over, for the WRONG reasons, just because it's easy and it pisses his brother off.

Like that one post with the fix it spell? Using the wrong spell to get the right outcome? Just pointing at a wound and yelling "FIX IT" at the top of his lungs instead of learning a healing spell. And it urks the FUCK out of Ford.

"please Stanley, I could teach you a few healing spells if you could just-"

"FIX IT!!" *Currently pointing at a broken bone and it somehow setting it back into place with a sickening crack.*

2 months ago
Soos Being Excited To See Stanley
Soos Being Excited To See Stanley
Soos Being Excited To See Stanley

Soos being excited to see Stanley

Also Ford and mcgucket realizing they may have been a little fruity in college.

Scenes from my fic https://archiveofourown.org/works/63162631


Tags
1 month ago

Welp, I caved. I tried my hand at an Ena oc, enjoy.

Welp, I Caved. I Tried My Hand At An Ena Oc, Enjoy.

Tags
Loading...
End of content
No more pages to load
  • in-rainbow
    in-rainbow liked this · 1 month ago
  • laqueus
    laqueus liked this · 1 month ago
  • batbetbitbotbut
    batbetbitbotbut liked this · 1 month ago
  • aglao--photis
    aglao--photis reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • circa1april2014
    circa1april2014 reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • geeky-girl-official
    geeky-girl-official liked this · 1 month ago
  • teambored
    teambored liked this · 1 month ago
  • marchosias-wolfie
    marchosias-wolfie reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • frickityfrackitycallthefaculty
    frickityfrackitycallthefaculty liked this · 1 month ago
  • not-so-great-gonzo
    not-so-great-gonzo reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • not-so-great-gonzo
    not-so-great-gonzo liked this · 1 month ago
  • envouteur
    envouteur reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • marchosias-wolfie
    marchosias-wolfie liked this · 1 month ago
  • v1ct0r-gr4ntz
    v1ct0r-gr4ntz liked this · 1 month ago
  • boopymooplier
    boopymooplier reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • manicpixiedreamdaddyphase
    manicpixiedreamdaddyphase reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • bnjmnbrst
    bnjmnbrst liked this · 1 month ago
  • thearrowavenger
    thearrowavenger reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • blazingsnark
    blazingsnark reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • blazingsnark
    blazingsnark liked this · 1 month ago
  • bk-s
    bk-s liked this · 1 month ago
  • brellz
    brellz reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • gayhopebubble
    gayhopebubble reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • birdmanstein
    birdmanstein liked this · 1 month ago
  • faggo-tron-prime
    faggo-tron-prime reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • toxxicognaths
    toxxicognaths reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • toxxicognaths
    toxxicognaths liked this · 1 month ago
  • crystalcako
    crystalcako reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • underwater-daisies
    underwater-daisies reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • skiingcows
    skiingcows reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • klausness
    klausness liked this · 1 month ago
  • jr4cats
    jr4cats liked this · 1 month ago
  • chadoe-dex
    chadoe-dex reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • of-aesa
    of-aesa reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • eyeballsandumbrellas
    eyeballsandumbrellas liked this · 1 month ago
  • hekknisanidiot
    hekknisanidiot reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • hekknisanidiot
    hekknisanidiot liked this · 1 month ago
  • sigmxnd
    sigmxnd reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • sigmxnd
    sigmxnd liked this · 1 month ago
  • atomicgardenersheep
    atomicgardenersheep liked this · 1 month ago
  • birdsmainblog
    birdsmainblog reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • birdsmainblog
    birdsmainblog liked this · 1 month ago
  • chocoholic-pigeon
    chocoholic-pigeon liked this · 1 month ago
  • horses-who-smile
    horses-who-smile reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • moon-cooki
    moon-cooki reblogged this · 1 month ago
stoicjewel - a being of science and stupidity
a being of science and stupidity

the alien race has come to steal your bitches and domesticate your raccoons

68 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags