Best Things I Heard People Say Today At The Highschool For The Fireworks!

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

If you’re a young person in Ohio, DON’T tell your therapist you are trans. You may think “oh but my therapist would never tell my parents!” No, you don’t understand, there’s a hellova lot of people who dont give two shits about the morality of their actions, all they care about is being law abiding citizens. If they’ve made it a felony to not tell parents about trans clients, then people are gonna tell parents about trans clients. Confidentiality of you identity doesn’t exist any more. Don’t. Tell. Your. Therapist.

I’m hoping this post will help me find my people. Fuck Donald Trump fuck Elon Musk fuck Mark Zuckerberg. Elon did a Nazi salute on main and half of this country wants to excuse it. Free Palestine free Luigi. America is a corporation.



Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

Tech girlies. I have a question.

If you had to assign Tech a gemstone, what would it be? And if you'd like to give a reason why, feel free to do so.

I just want to see the general consensus or what's collectively agreed upon.

Have a Tech screenshot for your time ❤️

Wow

Said I was gonna sleep in but like.....12 hours later I'm still up and I gotta work tomorrow unu

No, either my lower back would give out or the ankle I twisted that clicks sometimes would finally break or something as I go to run and then I'd fall and proceed to just let it get me. 🙃✌️

HIRING NOBLESVILLE, INDIANA

The Taco Bell on Clover Rd. here in Noblesville, the one by Walmart and the one that I work at (until I transfer), is hiring. They'll hire 16 year olds and nothing lower. The pay is competitive and is usually $8 an hour, they're flexible with hours, plus they have scholarship oportunities. If you're in need of a job come on down (or apply at www.kmacjobs.com) and tell them Darby sent you!

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