HEY

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Okay so this happened on Saturday but what happened was we were at Lowe’s in Anderson and we were taking sheets of plywood back because we didn’t need them. Well there were 5-6 sheets in total and we were putting the second to last one on the cart and I didn’t have a very good grip so I tried to get a better grip and I dropped it right on the base of my toe nail. It’s light blue underneath the nail nail but it hurts to walk let me tell you that. Also sorry for the grainy picture.

I don't know who needs to hear this but:

-"it only hurts a little" is still pain

-"I can ignore it" is still pain

-"I can cope with/manage it" is still pain

-"it's bearable" is still pain

-"I can push through it" is still pain

-"it doesn't hurt that much" is still pain

-"it doesn't stop me from doing x" is still pain

You don't need to be in agonizing pain to be in pain.

Little Update On My Life

Okay so back on November 5th I had started dating one of my coworkers who said he had feelings for me for quite some time. Well on December 10th I told him that I was going through a bit of stress and this was his fucking response "Darby, I'm really sorry. I went into a relationship with you because I wanted a no stress girlfriend for once. If this is going to cause a schism in the relationship, I fear that we won't be together much longer." Buddy you're not gonna find a stress free girlfriend. There's drama and stress everywhere you're just not actively looking for it. Now I had showed friends the email he sent and they told me to dump him! But I told him that i was gonna stick with his slightly high standard and stubborn ass.

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

God he's so cunty, thank you for making this 🫡

The Batch had to go undercover and Tech’s the only one that can wear heels

(I just wanted to draw Tech in a pretty dress)