Stressed-out-beansprout - Stressed Out Beansprout

haunted house uquiz by streetlighthalo

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

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Big fat mood

dragon age II but it’s varric telling it in the style of drunk history

If u want to write a story about a character that’s just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who’s gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[in the tone of someone severely unwell] maybe i just need to replay my entire dragon age worldstate

just trying to do my bestpacito here