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Human!Tavros: Fortune Teller

Tavros: I went to a fortune taller to get something out of life that isn't constant disappointment.

Tavros: She tells me to "stop denying the inevitable".

Tavros: WHAT INEVITABILITY!? I'VE ALREADY GIVEN UP ON EVERYTHING, WHAT ELSE IS THERE LEFT!?

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Human!Tavros 5

Tavros: My life is one big train wreck of mental instability!

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Tavros: Hey! I said I believe in God, I never said I gave a shit about him!

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Tavros: Nepeta is the only one here who doesn't make me want to kill everyone in this room.

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Tavros: *Talking about himself* To cynical to enjoy life. Too self absorbed to commit suicide.

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Tavros: The only good thing for come out of my friendship with Gamzee, is the weed

rt for 10 years of good luck

Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

Human!Tavros is sick of everyone's shit

Tavros: *Opens door as trick or treaters greet him* Oh hey! Fat Albert!

Kid: I'm not wearing a costume!

Tavros: Then you don't get any fucken candy!

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Equius: I demand to see Nepeta

Tavros: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

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Karkat: I thought you were gonna be happy today.

Tavros: NEVER assume that!

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Tavros: Dinners ready

John: What are we having?

Tavros: Free food, dumbass

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Tavros: I don't need a fucking bible, you asshole! I was hit by a truck when I was six! I'VE MET GOD!!

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I could use some 💪 luck

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Hoytotoytotoytotoy

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