Human!Tavros: Nepeta

reblog if you think female rapists should get the same amount of jail time as male rapists

Human!Tavros 7

Tavros: *Looking blankly at Kankri* Hello? Yes, someone offended me... ONLINE

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Tavros: If it wasn't for the fact that weed exists, and I fear Hell, I would've killed so many people by now.

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Tavros: Fuck your feelings, smoke some weed

Tavros: Jesus fuck! Alright, I gotta go take care of somethin'. Karkat, my house my rules: You're in charge of Nepeta.

Karkat: FUUUUCK

Tavros: I fucken mean it! Now if anything happens to her, just call me.

Karkat: FINE

Tavros: Good. *Through clenched teeth* Because I will come back in a heartbeat, and I will put you through that fuckin' wall

Human!Tavros: Drunk Jake English

Jake: *Stumbles up to Tavros with a Ziploc bag with red liquid inside*

Tavros: Uhh...?

Jake: *Shoves the bag in his hands* I MADE THIS FOR YOU! IT USED TO BE A BABY!

Tavros: *Tavros.exe has stopped working*

Yes

Humanstuck

Tavros: Man, my stomach's killing me

Horuss: You ate ALLOT last night!

Tavros: ...What did I eat?

Horuss: *Shows him a destroyed room* All the walls. AND the ceiling!

Tavros: That's fucking sick!

I am benign to this. But it also infuriates me beyond belief

Human!Tavros: Detroit

Lord English: And as for you; did you really believe you, out of all that had faced me, could defeat ME?!

Tavros: You can't scare me, you one eyed, peg legged, vomit skin!!

Lord English: *Grins* Take him to Detroit!

Tavros: NO! NOT DETROIT!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!! PLEASE NOT DETROIT!!!

Ain't messing with chance

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Humanstuck: Kink Shaming

Vriska: Calling people "daddy" is gross!

Dirk: Stop kink shaming me!

Vriska: Kink shaming is my KINK!!

Dirk: ...AHHH!!!!