I Summon The Luck O' The Irish To Screw Tesla Over

I like myself now

"You all think I'm fine with this... being alone... being used..." Tavros lifted his bandaged arm, wiping the blood from underneath his nose.

"You're all so sure that I'll be fine because I haven't reacted in any other way... But you're wrong." The young Chicano thumbed the hammer back on the pistol in his hand. "Nearly five fucking years of the same thing. It's insanity, really..."

He leaned back, and took a look at the classroom he was in, glaring at everyone.

"You made me detest my own existence and jaded my view on everything. But really, it's my own fault for letting it happen." He stood up, his angry expression shifting into a cocky look.

"And... I thought about it allot, hating myself... well I like myself now." The hammer clicked back into place and Tavros placed it inside his backpack before leaving the classroom.

Yes

Humanstuck: Kink Shaming

Vriska: Calling people "daddy" is gross!

Dirk: Stop kink shaming me!

Vriska: Kink shaming is my KINK!!

Dirk: ...AHHH!!!!

Human!Tavros 5

Tavros: My life is one big train wreck of mental instability!

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Tavros: Hey! I said I believe in God, I never said I gave a shit about him!

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Tavros: Nepeta is the only one here who doesn't make me want to kill everyone in this room.

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Tavros: *Talking about himself* To cynical to enjoy life. Too self absorbed to commit suicide.

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Tavros: The only good thing for come out of my friendship with Gamzee, is the weed

Human!Tavros: Imitating Life

Tavros: Today, I stopped being real. No one's gonna listen to a boy genius, or a philosopher, or a traveler.

Tavros: All the things I've been? Who ever really gave a shit?

Tavros: People like listening to characters; characters are safe because they're not real. So today, I become a character

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Tavros: *Puts a cigarette in his mouth* I meet new people, and it's always the same.

Tavros: "Tell us about your childhood." *Strikes a match and inhales*

Tavros: I was born in a vat, and emerged at age 12 looking like this.

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Tavros: I once new about a neighbor who took too much acid. He saw the white light... *Takes a drag from his cigarette*

Tavros: Then he hacked off his own genitals for Jesus

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Tavros: My grandfather had died, and my mother was trying to explain it to me.

Tavros: "Grandpa isn't coming back?" I asked. "No..." She said. "Not ever again..."

Tavros: *Scoffs* I remember looking at her and saying: "Hold on just a fucking minute. You mean to tell me you went through all the trouble of conceiving me, giving birth to me, feeding and clothing me, and I get hurt, disappointments crush my heart every day, and I can't do half the things I want to, and sometimes I just want to SCREAM! And all I have to look forward to is my body breaking down. And something flipping the switch in my brain."

Tavros: I wasn't having any of that. *Steps on his cigarette* It wasn't fair...

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Meenah: *Knocks on Tavros' door* Hey, you in there?

The door slowly opens, and a cloud of smoke pours out. Tavros emerges from within, his face is the only thing visible under a Mexican tiger blanket. His gaze is distant, even though they're standing almost in front of each other, and he has a dopey smile on his face.

Meenah: Uhh... everyone's downstairs. Do you wanna come for a drink?

Tavros: Nahhh... I'm writing... I'm having breakthroughs...

The door slowly, and gently closes. Tavros' hand wasn't near the door.

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Tavros: *Talking to Rose* It just comes down to a very simple equation, to me at least.

Tavros: Life plus significance, equals magic.

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Tavros: Alright! I'm drunk, and in about half an hour I'm going to come up on drugs.

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Tavros: *To Nepeta* It's okay to mess up. When you do, you find new ways to do things.

Tavros: And, nobody sees the world like you do. So let's see what you see

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Human!Tavros on Everyone

Tavros: I hate all of you.

Nepeta: *Walks by* Hi Tavros!

Tavros: ...I hate MOST of you

Yes

I could use some 💪 luck

rt for 10 years of good luck

Nobody:

TikTok Girls:

BISEXUALS AREN'T REAL. CHANGE MY MIND