“Hula Hoops Are The Food Of The Gods!”

“From the moment this universe began it was destined to end in a duck apocalypse.”

“I do NOT have slugs on my face!”

-Someone who, as I can confirm, did not have slugs on their face

"I've been having horse flashbacks..."

“Nothing is ever romantic if one person involved is dead!”

“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”

-my grandma, being so right

I should probably clarify that this was in a game

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse…

M: …

B: …

M: …

B: We skinned him.

M: …

B: We needed the leather!

"I can't breathe! I mean... I can, but why would I want to?"

-A very relatable girl in my drama class

"I'm so sad that sloths don't know how much I appreciate them..."

“Isn’t he the spoon God?”

-Somebody who probably just discovered a new religion

"Default fonts hurt my soul..."