"I can't believe people live in California..."
People have been saying stupid stuff since language was invented and I don’t say anything so all I can do is listen, and I’ve been doing that my entire life, but the second I decide to post some of it, nobody say anything even remotely funny??
"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"
“Smells like science...”
-A girl, with a great sense of smell, literally walking into the science lab
“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”
“Elizabeth, what’s your name?”
-my mother
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
"I've been having horse flashbacks..."
“Let’s go watch memes in the Depression Corner!”
-A random kid, in a sing song voice
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