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i just wanna say a formal thank u to pasta for being like that

Alright chat listen here

So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after

Low quality Doki Doki Literature Club doodle mostly from memory

I like this game

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

Today I nutted in girlfriend, today was a good day.

Guys you are never gonna believe what was immediately below this post for me

extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all

examples:

Hey just pretend this post was really smart and funny okay

The post is funny as it is, the tags make it golden honestly

Balatro would be a restricted 18+ game in Gotham. Not for gambling though.