Chat, Imma Start Anwsering All My No Reply Emails, Get Ready For Some Real Disruprion Of World Order.

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

Thus spoke Zarathustra is a power fantasy

jobs for people with no skills who think space is cool

Gets a job as a therapist but as my patients tell me about their awful lives I just sit there going "oh mood" and "meeee"

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

Cult Of The Lamb

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

man i really don't think so but okay i guess