“Why Does Batman Need To Be A Billionaire?”

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

This is the best thing I've ever seen

The Aftons be like

Also Jason Bourne I guess

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

Hey just pretend this post was really smart and funny okay

Singed arcane moment

now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

Aight Imma start calling you (yes, YOU) chat. Saying hey guys at the start of each post does not hit as hard

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

Can't fucking feel my feet friday yet again

I cant fucking. Feel my feet

We do that a lot actually, stop spoiling our plans