Having To Clean The Shower Is So Fucking Annoying. It’s Clean In There. That’s Where I Go To Get

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So Wario and Waluigi's past is kept really ambiguous, so here's my 𝑮𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑶𝑹𝒀

These two dudes literally met in the Mario tennis 64 tournament. Like Waluigi was just some italian dude that absolutely LOATHED some goofy plumber, so much so that he got in the game out of spite and in the waiting room ran into the funniest yellow man.

Because it's tumblr I'll say they became lovers shortly after

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

A zombie apocalypse movie, but there are almost no interactions between humans and zombies, and the watchers slowly realise it's not about zombies at all, the main message is how cool it would be if everything at the mall was for free

I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

We do that a lot actually, stop spoiling our plans

Cult Of The Lamb

Can't fucking feel my feet friday yet again

I cant fucking. Feel my feet

Oh boy we're in that time of the year when there are people out there on t-shirts but also people with big ass winter coats.