Ok But Dragon Becoming A Micro Internet Celebrity And Gets Asked To Be On Thrist Tweets (is Buzzfeed

Ok but Dragon becoming a micro internet celebrity and gets asked to be on Thrist Tweets (is Buzzfeed run by Big News Morgans in the Modern AU? Much to think about) and he goes because he gets to plug all the important issues he’s fighting for and totally not because as filthy as the comments are they make him a little flattered (also plus he gets to do the puppy interview and he’s not passing that chance up).

“I know Crocodile can fight but can he win??” -“Yes he can, he’s very strong. You shouldn’t be fighting for people anyway.”

*picture of Dragon exiting courthouse*

“Does he do pro-bono work as in can he put bone in me 🤤🤤” - “I do in fact do pro-bono work..the regular kind.”

“Mmmfgh.” - “I don’t know what that means and I’m a little scared to say it out loud so let’s skip it huh?”

“I need to be his pretty little assistant so he can call me “good girl” when I bring him his coffee.” - “I’m pretty sure someone’s written something like that on AO3 by now. Do donate to them if you can, they’re a very important site.”

“So what are the chances he opened an OnlyFans at some point while he was retired? Asking for a friend.” - “Not zero. Sex work is work and it pays pretty damn well. Make of that what you and your friend will...”

“I just know he eats it right.” - “I’m southern, I eat a lot of things well and often.”

“I could not be the presiding judge with him in the room and still be expected to do my job correctly. Oh, you want this person to get locked up or pay a fine? Whatever you say, Daddy.” - “I mean, sweet-talking the judge and jury is the job in a nutshell, but thank you for recognizing the dangers of courtroom bias.”

“I was on jury for a divorce court case he was working, once. It was a sign from god that my man ain’t shit.” - “I would suggest couples counseling with a licensed therapist before doing anything drastic, but if your man is hard-lining against it with little to no explaination? That means he doesn’t want to work with you, and you need to get the hell outta that relationship. Speaking from personal experience.”

“Monkey D Dragon returning to the courtroom after twenty years with the meanest glow up and a face tat is wild work. Where’s my strap? I need to bend him over his own desk.” - “Did my husband write this? I feel like my husband wrote this.”

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1 year ago

'the best form of sabotage is self- sabotage'

— probably deku before break himself all over again to win a fight.


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2 months ago

One Piece Academy Quick Translation index

One Piece Academy Quick Translation Index

Chapter 40-44 (Donquixote Brothers subplot)

Chapter 40: Cora san

Part 1 | Part 2

Chapter 41: The Dark Bingo Tournament

Part 1 | Part 2

Chapter 42: My Only Little Brother

Part 1 | Part 2

Chapter 43: Aren't you the Big Brother?

Part 1 | Part 2

Chapter 44: Brothers

Part 1 | Part 2

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Chapter 47: Lost Dog

Part 1 | Part 2

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Radiant Summit subplot

Chapter 51: The legend of the Radiant Summit

Part 1 | Part 2

Chapter 52: Disaster on the Mystery Mountain

Part 1 | Part 2

Chapter 53: The Rainbow Silver Treasure

Part 1 | Part 2

Extra/Omake Translations

(2021) Victory Carnival booklet comics (4 short comics)

Principal Sengoku's Picnic with Law and Rosi

Bartolomeo's New World Middle School Investigation notes

Law spoiling Onigiri | Bepo and Onigiri

Volume 8 extra (Faculties)

Notes

One Piece Academy is an ongoing official One Piece spinoff that releases in Monthly Saikyo Jump. In the magazine, the chapters are roughly 40 pages, but they're divided into two parts and released bimonthly on the official site.

You can find chapters 1-32 translated unofficially in several manga piracy sites [ x or y ]. Raws for 33 onwards can be found here.

Like most spinoffs, the original author isn't involved in its writing. However, it has been confirmed that Oda himself decided the nicknames exchanged between characters (Cora and the SHs) in the donquixote brothers arc.

For latest chapters, check the official site. It removes access to free chapters as new ones add up, so if you like a specific chapter, better keep all pages saved!

Here's the author's Twitter.

At the moment, I'm only translating specific chapters or arcs that feature Law. This post is updated after each new translation.

1 year ago

WOW THAT'S AIZAWA HE'S BAAACK!!!

*a few panels and one injured izuku later*

mom pick me up I'm scared


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8 months ago

honestly the phrase 'watch one piece, you gonna love it' can be considered both reassurance and threat at this point


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1 year ago

i remember a few years ago i was watching mha and i through to myself that bakugo is really weird because he go to bed at like 8 p.m.

now I'm college student and ALL of my morning classes start at 8 a.m. and i need at least 1.5 hour to get to campus. so let me be honest... bakugo in his 15 years old was wiser than I'll ever be

the man have been aware of life secrets since childhood


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1 year ago

[ FIC REC/FANART DUMP ]

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okay lets do this (jazzes sore hands that went through 2 essay papers and six character arts today)

- Silent Shadow by @tunafishprincess: I did not realize that I craved dadgiri before I saw this fic and it’s absolutely amazing. 

- Anyone by @gentrychild : this is the best dfo fic I have ever read and it has all the best tropes?? Izuku starting a totally (il)legal organization and stealing ofa and him being oblivious to dfo. There is also bamf Izuku which is a plus.

- Pied Piper by @that-vigilante-piedpiper or @/blackholeca: this is THE quirkless vigilante Izuku fic, like, the best one in the tag I swear. It is an emotional rollercoaster and had me willing to die for the oc, Reo, who is characterized stunningly.

- now u see him/now u dont (series) by @i-just-want-to-destroy : This is seriously, criminically underrated. Like wtf this is the best case/mystery/suspence/comedy/drama fic you can find in bnha. Includes magician/7-11 cashier/quirkless vigilante/spy/cryptid Izuku and it is written very well.

- to die (and retry) also by @i-just-want-to-destroy: the most realistic immortal(?) Izuku fic. The psychological drama is on point and even if the angst is overflowing the comedy still keeps the fic from being too overbearing. 

- Severance by @qhu: afo! Izuku but everyone thinks he has an erasure quirk. The quirk science/theories are amazing! (Also I just realized how funky the severance izuku is because i used a stock image for the brain LMAO) but anyways. There is DFO and dadzawa and it is also criminally underrated. Plus Izuku using the capture scarf which is oen of my favorite izuku tropes :D

did i use the time that i couldve spent to revise for chinese finals doing this? yes do i regret it? no idts :}

Edit: I just realized why people are crying about being late and it’s because I didn’t tag them correctly. I am so sorry. :3

Edit 2: i was too late to hyperlink yesterday so here it is.

3 months ago
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.
Never Bet Against Crocodile, Mihawk.

Never bet against Crocodile, Mihawk.

I've had this comic lying around for ages, but it's so long and I was lazy (as you can see. I only cleaned up some panels, while I redrew others... I might clean this up more later >w<)

Anyway. When I watched Film Red I was asked whether Crocodile would adopt Uta, sparing her from her dire fate. So here we are. I am committing the grave crime of stealing the Shanks and Buggy kid and giving her to Crocodile *lol* But she's got Buggy now, even though it might take him a moment to warm up to her.

(Mihawk probably assumes that Crocodile and Shanks hooked up. That'll keep him up at night for a while.)

2 months ago

Both Crocodile and Mihawk definitely suck at flirting. They both fall for Buggy and do not know what to do because they've always been too focused on their things to actually flirt, and Buggy is too fucking oblivious to get their hints. Mihawk will tell Buggy with the most menacing voice to come with him to taste a bit of red (wine) and Buggy thinks he's actually a vampire and he's gonna murder him and eat him. Crocodile will try to go for the mafioso style and buy Buggy expensive stuff, and then tell him (trying to sound sexy and failing) to return the favor (with a date or sex) but Buggy thinks he actually owes Crocodile tons of money. And then they both never find out why the hell their super crafted and romantic pick-up lines don't work.

1 year ago

cringe in english simply doesn't exist.

if english isn't your first language you probably know what I'm talking about. like, when you say something in english it sounds completely fine but then you say exactly the same thing in your native language and just.... eww...

so we all know that yamada is pretty fluent in english (otherwise he wouldn't become a teacher, right?) and he probably was really good in it at his school years. so he started to use more and more phrases or even say whole sentences in english and what he was saying became progressively cringe over passing time.

my point is yamada hizashi is a man who actively slaughter cringe culture every single day for 30 years and you can't change my mind.

aizawa who was hanging out with yamada and shirakumo during ua time become completely blind to cringe. am i talking about his fashion choices? ... maybe.


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1 year ago

i like the idea of toya and keigo meeting each other when they were kids. i know this hc has WILD angst potential, but i really into imagining them as a couple of weird kids with zero social skills.

hear me out what if toya as a child had obsession with dinosaurs? like he was really into scientific side of it, reading articles, keeping an eye to new theories and stuff.

did you know that bird-like dinosaurs (it's basically the coolest meat-eating animals EVER) are related to modern day birds? so

one day toya met keigo aka a bird kid

keigo, anxiously: hey?

toya: oh my lord

keigo: what? did i do something?

toya: omg dude you'rE BASICALLY A DINOSAUR

toya: NATSUO LOOK THIS GUY IS DINOSAUR THAT'S SO COOL

keigo: ....kay

and a lot of years later dabi comes up with his dramatic ass reveal and all the heroes need to come up with some excuse to smooth the consequences.

and hawk just sits somewhere like: can't believe that the freak who tried to burn me alive is the same guy who called me a dinosaur 15 years ago


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