The Seasons Are Changing

he's coping. (x)

oh..............

i need an Osmosis Jones type movie from the body of a trans guy with all of these as quotes

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

"every day itsa gettingcloser

goingfaster than a roller coaster"

the roller-coaster in question

lord of the flies

im glad the beard is coming back but babes please you forget the mental stability

its really not,have you met the guy? I'd say 2 is not enough

If I had a nickel every time one of my exes tried to kill me, I had two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice

yeah cus he'll just say "wait and see ;)"

we ask for breadcrumbs because a birthday cake is way to ambitious

Hello Neil Gaiman :D

After watching Good Omens just about 20 times all the way through there's still a question that sticks with me every time I watch episode 6.

When Crowley (in Aziraphale's body) and Aziraphale (in Crowley's body) buy ice cream are they eating the flavour of ice cream they themselves like to eat or are they eating the flavour of ice cream the other would want to eat because they are in each others body and want to keep up appearances?

(hope that wasn't too wordy anyway have wonderful day!)

It's very hard to keep count of the questions that come in here, but I think that must be the most-asked question. Certainly it's in the top three.

I love that it's the thing people wonder about the most.

J. Totino Tedesco

just got polymer clay and made the bestes man ever