~i Never Met Nobody Like You~

Zelda: *giving her I’m god and I gotta sleep for 100 years talk* Link: K cool but Groose says what’s up.

Zelda:

Zelda: tell him I said hi

Me: Yeah, I don't really understand how people develop celebrity crushes like they can't even acknowledge that you exis-

Also me when Hozier: I love you so much, I'd do anything for you, let us move into an old house in the middle of the woods where we care for the woodland creatures and fae whilst we sing together in harmony and explore the places that nature has reclaimed and did I mention that I love you so much and that you're just perfect in every way?

imagine how fucking great it would be if hozier wrote a song about Patroclus and Achilles........

list of people in history who were obviously lovers but historians say otherwise:

· Artemis and Callisto

· Eleanor Roosevelt and Lorena Hickok

· Hamilton and Laurens

· Sappho and the woman she wrote about

· Gertrude Stein and Alice B. Toklas

· Dorothy Arzner and Marion Morgan

· Ethel Collins Dunham and Martha May Elliot

· Virginia Woolf and Vita Sackville-West

· Lili Elbe and Gerda Gottlieb

· Michelangelo and Tommaso de Cavalieri

· Edith Anna Somerville and Violet Florence Martin

· Allen Ginsberg and Peter Orlovsky

· Walt Whiteman and Peter Doyle

· Radclyffe Hall and Evguenia Souline

· Wilfred Owen and Siegfried Sassoon

· Duke Ling and Mizi Xia

· Alexander the Great and Hephaestion

· Achilles and Patroclus

· Tennessee Williams and Frank Merlo

· Oscar Wilde and Lord Alfred Douglas

· Greta Gardo and Mercedes de Acosta

· W. Somerset Maugham and Gerald Haxton

· Anne Lister and Ann Walker

·Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum

Watching someone react to Hozier singing live on YouTube and the guy just said "It's crazy because he just seems like a dude who can sing. Just like a regular dude who's super talented."

And it's like yep. Yeah. That's. That's exactly it.

oh shit, he's imprisoned someone.

Guess he's not going to church anymore. 🤷‍♂

andrew pls

via @weemissbea

you don't know how much money i'd put in to buy these i am so in love with these mushroom lanterns

everyday, I wake up, and my first thought; "Will I ever love other music artists as I love Hozier?

floor time

get on the floor. it will cure you

OH WAIT SHIT SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT YOU CAN GET MARRIED IN STARDEW VALLEY OH MY GOD THIS IS INCREDIBLY OVERWHEMLING, HOW DO YOU CHOOSE WHO YOU WANT TO PERSUE