My Child: M-m-m…

the pink is so fucking flattering <3

dan,,,

he's so pretty

“If you’re anorexic, why have i seen you eat? You’re a normal weight too.”  Reblog if this made you cringe.

Sexual content ahead

What a fuck??? Tumblr is banning sexual content??

Where am I supposed to see porn now? On Pornhub? That's so classic. I swear you can't even breathe these days...

By the way, subscribe to Pewdiepie.

Dan’s next merch drop is all dick themed and he’s trying to get a read on whether or not we all like his original dick art

reblog if you’re an INTP and the MBTI test made you both understand yourself more and question yourself even more and you’re no longer sure if the descriptions are truly relatable or your brain is playing tricks on you

dwayne: imagine if you 🥵😏🥺 hypnotized 👁🌀💤 me 👉🏼👈🏼🤡 and we 🤝😩👬🏻 kissed 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👄😳

phil: sheep sheep motherfucker 🐑 👀

you know when someone writes a fic and it’s just SO GOOD and you’re wondering how they came up with the idea because it literally ignites your soul and is everything you wanted in a fic aND MORE and you just sigh to yourself because people are fucking fantastic ok

I don’t want to date. I just want to magically end up in a long-term and emotionally-secure relationship with someone cute

more relevant than ever :'')

I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.