Wooyoung: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!

Hyunjin: It’s a crime to be better looking than me!

Minho, under his breath: Guess we’re all going to jail

Pfft-

chan: jeongin, remember, you're one in a million

jeongin: that means there are 7 thousand of me in the world

seungmin: find yourself

felix: start an army

minho: overthrow the government

Seonghwa: Whose turn is it to give the pep talk?

Hongjoong: [sighing] It's Yeosang’s turn…

Yeosang: Fuck shit up out there but don't die

Wooyoung: [wiping away tears] so inspirational…

Felix: Music is just wiggling air.

Chan: Don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.

Soobin:Oh please,you wouldn’t hurt a fly

Yeonjun:You’re right,because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would maim.

Living In the Midwest I’ve never seen anything more accurate

gaang as specific retail or food establishments only available in the midwest

OKAY YEAH

Aang: this is so niche but Aang is Uncle Bill’s Pet Store. It was my fave pet shop growing up and I used to go in and play with puppies all the time.

Sokka: I feel very, very strongly that Sokka is The Container Store. He, like me, would go into that store, cry over the organization options, and spend far too much money.

Katara: Idk why but Katara is Half Price Books. Books! So many books! And they’re at a great deal!

Toph: Toph is White Castle.... an acquired taste and best enjoyed when you’re some sort of inebriated.

Zuko: I’m having a tough time with Zuko so I’m going to go with Chicago’s Pizza. Zuko would discover their breadsticks and his life would never be the same.

Suki: KROGER. Listen. I know it’s “just a grocery store”. But it’s not, it’s so much more. You can peel Kroger and their practicality and organization and vibe from my cold, dead hands.

Dum Dum or Rambler.

Rambler if I’m playing with friends, Dum Dum if it’s a random lobby.

uH Oh I fell into the Among Us hype. I started playing this game a few weeks ago and now I’m HOOKED. These are the types of Imposters I’ve noticed while playing with friends or watching gameplays so if I’m “missing” any it’s just because I have yet to encounter them 💩 Among Us wallpapers will be available on my Patreon for the Mmmm Yessss tier!

Reblog this to randomly receive anonymous song lyrics throughout the day

pLEASE

Are you taken?

as a fucking joke, absolutely